Daniel Johnson

@PurpillLemon @SusieM414141 No it’s because we live in a society, when assholes like you do this crap it causes homedepot to not trust society and how they have armed guards harassing every customer about their purchase and they get rid of self serve checkouts and they slow down everyone else’s day.

@SusieM414141 People mad at this guy are just miserable period bc bitch what does it have to do with you at all ..? Doesn't affect your taxes or your life. Fortune favors the bold, pussies.

This man bought his DeWalt tools for $0.01 (one penny). The clerks came over and tried to stop him, but the purchase was complete. Yes, it is a Home Depot glitch, but no, you can’t stop it once it’s happened. People are always going to take advantage.

@Mrgunsngear Hampton was an incredible family beach with arcades and candy stores and great times. It’s been a beach with walking garbage for the last couple decades.

When I was growing up I went to Hampton Beach, NH all the time and it looked nothing like this. 51 people were arrested on Tuesday alone after a "teen takeover" at the formerly peaceful and safe beach. Avoid these areas accordingly... #HamptonBeach #enrichment #takeover #crime #decay #NewHampshire #decay #FailedState #beach #summer #3rdWorld

@DAKKADAKKA1 Muslims see other religions as a threat. Christians see other religions as lost and no threat. See the difference. I’m not offended if you choose a different god, I’m saddened you have yet to meet the true God and hopeful that you seek the Truth.

>let Muslims into your country >suddenly thousands old religious structures are being destroyed Wierd 🤔

@Games__ovr I would play dead too

@FmrRepMTG Former congresswoman in your name is the only way people would have an ideas of who you are. When did you become the biggest rino in the party?

If you send in U.S. military troops into Iran, there is going to be a political revolution in America. WE. ARE. DONE. We said no more foreign wars and we meant it. The coalition will unite and be unstoppable. I’ll make sure of it. End this war. It’s stupid.

@todayyearsold You don’t need the sticker. It’s a quick tool for the police to see if you are or are not registered. If you don’t have the sticker they just look on the computer and run your plate number and see your good. No posting on social media necessary

After installing car registration sticker, score it with a razor blade to prevent thieves from stealing it

@Anus40802911 @yoxics You’re wrong on every level.

@yoxics Scoring your first ever Rocket League goal by breaking Rule 1 is basically the gaming version of winning with an illegal move The community is NEVER letting ohnePixel live this down.

ohnePixel is facing extreme backlash after breaking “Rule 1” during a Rocket League game which led to him scoring his first ever goal 😳 - an unwritten rule requiring two cars that have locked together in a head-to-head collision to remain still

@Germania_Freyja Freedom of speech??? Lol

EU mogs US every single time 🇪🇺

@EricLDaugh Just because it’s omitted doesn’t mean as a juror I can’t say he’s still guilty.

🚨 NOW: The judge has just ruled IN FAVOR of assassin Luigi Mangione by SUPPRESSING evidence the cops found inside his backpack Utter madness. The jury will NOT learn about: - Bullet magazine - Cellphone - Passport - Wallet - Computer chip TOTALLY OMITTED from the jury. The judge says the Mangione was ILLEGALLY searched because they took his bag after the shooting without a warrant. The gun and diary will still be allowed in trial evidence.

@ReddCinema Just stop having kids

Haitians actually eat dirt cookies, they called bonbon tè. Women go and buy sacks of dirt, often on credit, and mix them with a bit of fat and salt 😋

@turtlex1112 @JesterJum I genuinely don’t know why I haven’t thought of this. Thank you

@JesterJum Easy fix though. Shouldn't have to but...

Dear EPA Engineer who approved this gas nozzle design, We all hate this and by proxy, we hate you. Signed, Literally Everyone

@firearmvideos As soon as the governments of the world gives up all of their guns and explosives, I will consider giving up my protection.

Dumb4ss

@ClownWorld Both can be wrong. He’s wrong for being disrespectful and not doing as asked. She’s wrong for being bothered by someone stepping on your established grass. If it’s new seeds then sure. Grass doesn’t get worn in from occasional stepping on it

Homeowner asks the mailman not to walk on her grass Mailman gets annoyed by her response, throws the mail on the ground, says something as he walks away Internet is now split. Some siding with the homeowner, others with the mailman Who do you think is wrong here? Homeowner or mailman?

@DrClownPhD You spelt Ellen wrong.

Predator, but instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger, it’s Elliot Page.

@TaraBull Guys, when you’re old you don’t need nor should you look “young”. In shape and healthy, absolutely, black dyed beard and Botox, nope.

John Travolta, 72, looks unrecognizable at Cannes The 72-year-old showed up in a cream beret, round glasses, sharp beard & black suit for his directorial debut premiere

@TheTrueZark @alphafox Because she’s nearly too dumb to breath.

@alphafox She is working hard to clean the floors and mfs are still complaining….

If there was only an invention, which would all you to clean the floor using water, without making a mess. 🤔

@RepJackKimble Your click bait is retarded

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@Profiteroles12 @FAFO_TV Pro tip drive without a license and slap a cop and try to take his sidearm. You’ll save society from having to deal with you.

@FAFO_TV pro tip, turn your wheels hard over so when they tow you, the car get destroyed and they have to pay for the damages

@FAFO_TV Typical suspect. Such fatigue.

@CrazyyHub He’s clearly a wide / heavy load, he has a sprinter ahead radioing in and an escort radioing in. This is not a truck you cut off. And it’s not a truck that can easily slow down or get going.

He had so much time to brake & slow down...