The wig formerly known as Donald Trump

Aggressive positivity: be kind and accept yourself for who you are or I will do it for you

@b_trussell Yeah exactly! You get it

@trumps_squirrel "Just a regular Tuesday afternoon here officer" Lmao

O no. A koch brother died. I am.. so sad at the news.

@ssquirrel007 To sleep or not to sleep, that is.. 😴

@trumps_squirrel To sleep, perchance to dream?

I've figured it out lads, the meaning of life. It was right in front of our paws the whole time:

Some people prefer pigeons over squirrels and I do not support your decision to be wrong. #squirrelarmy

@SplendidRodent It's just me on a normal weeknight

@trumps_squirrel what the heck kinda move is that. must be the 'look how NOT DRUNK i am officer' dance

@trumps_squirrel Seems to be working

Half milk half coke. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.

@ssquirrel007 You know damn well it's not and you're just posting this to make people upset

@trumps_squirrel It’s like an ice cream soda (without the ice cream but still). Don’t make me have another. 😛

dudes will go to UCLA but when will U C your girl 😞

@ssquirrel007 For when you want to curdle your stomach up? To each their own I suppose

@trumps_squirrel No, rarely, as a special treat. 😄

@ssquirrel007 I'll try anything once 😀 don't tell me you drink this on the regular

@trumps_squirrel 😶

TIL: millipedes prance.

@trumps_squirrel good squirrel

@ssquirrel007 YES And my stomach still hurts Check and mate

@trumps_squirrel 😆 Ahem, HAVE YOU TRIED IT

The selfie📸 in front of that homan isn't worth it Lunch is waiting at home 🐿 🐿

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Can I vote? No. Will that stop me from running around biting the hands of trump voters? Absolutely not.

🎶she's a maniac, maaaaaniac oh oh oh🎶

Nibbler thought Monday was cancelled so he went back to sleep. A short time later, he woke up refreshed. Now he is ready to face the day. Happy Monday! 😃 #squirrel #squirrels #nature #animals #MondayMorning