trunkyjuno

Welcome, this is the end of the road. You’ve found Trunky now, and I know the rest of the way.

The Darkness’ Justin Hawkins never “intended to incite a feud” with Yungblud: “It’s OK to be a bit skeptical” “You’re talking about somebody who came from musical theatre via Disney, and is now being lauded as the future of rock” bit.ly/4h25s1q

Taylor Swift fans aren’t serious people

@CPhilpOfficial Dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, and you’re making the right look really stupid. Maybe do a little more research before you open your mouth, or just pick a different battle.

Sadiq Khan is more interested in politically correct posturing for the benefit of his left-wing friends than he is making London a safe and nice place. Cannabis is illegal for a reason. Possession of cannabis should not be decriminalised. We have seen some US and Canadian cities devastated by soft policies on addictive and harmful drugs - now Sadiq Khan wants to send London the same way. Cannabis is associated with anti-social behaviour and heavy use can lead to serious psychosis and severed mental health problems. US and Canadian cities which tried this approach have ended up as crime-ridden ghettos with stupefied addicts on the streets and law-abiding citizens frightened to go there. I completely oppose these plans. But with a weak Labour Government in power, there’s no telling how they will react. We must stop soft Sadiq.

1 Gorilla vs 100 Men

@KingJDaArtist @StephanieHypes Yeah but, the people in the stadium are actually watching wrestlemania, we’re just looking at a tv. It’s not your fault though. You must be gen-z, you’ve grown up in a world that tells you the screen world has equal value to the real one.

@trunkyjuno @StephanieHypes NOT IF U IN THE NOSE BLEEDS MY SCREEN IS WAY CLOSER AT HOME 💯

STADIUM REACTION! Jey Uso wins the WWE World Championship from Gunther by TAP OUT #WrestleMania

@KingJDaArtist @StephanieHypes It’s different through your eyes compared to through the camera lens, you’d know that if you’d ever left your gamer chair

@StephanieHypes DAMN better off watching it at home WTF I would never go to a WWE Show

@ThisIsNasty Why you bringing race into this? So stupid

If you look closely, Rhea Ripley's signature reads "White Privilege." So now, what's to stop anyone during any future contract signing from just signing their name & getting a title match? No questions asked. Can R-Truth sign the GUNTHER-Uso contract?🖊️

@fatherjohnmisty @MickWest You’re too famous to be sharing this, they’re gonna get you in that bohemian grove and make you eat pizza 😂

@MickWest with audio

Spot the Tic-Tac There are loads of eroded rock prominences. All fairly small, as this is Mast Cam looking down. Some of them are on stalks of rock. Some are somewhat capsule-shaped. One is the best, so people pick that and say it's an anomaly. It's a tiny rock

Imagine an artist who’s writing the absolute best stuff, but they’re wearing a trilby hat. We’ve all got a trilby hat, in the metaphorical sense. And we all think it looks or sounds good. Like my hair. What else is an instant ‘ick’ for you when you look at a band or artist?

@NME He should be played by an actual Ogre

Shrek’s new animation update is upsetting people: “Just cancel the whole thing at this point” nme.com/news/film/shre…

Best thing any of them have recorded in ages.

🚨Here’s a little Dylan cover for all the people here with exquisite music taste.

VAR would be loads better if there was tense music, maybe some blue lights that come on as well. And a drum roll.

I want to do a song that’s basically just the theme tune from grandstand, but I’ll croon over it, with lyrics about how telly was better in the 90’s.

@NME @OzzyOsbourne @BlackSabbath Weird thing to say after selling out a stadium with your name at the top of the poster.

.@OzzyOsbourne only playing “little bits and pieces” with @BlackSabbath at final reunion gig "I'm not planning on doing a set with Black Sabbath... I am doing what I can, where I feel comfortable" nme.com/news/music/ozz…

The gold standard for half time shows. m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iYm9…

200 quid is too much to watch Ozzy mime.

@duolingo Good.

an important message from Duolingo

My new songs are very quiet, and very loud. Honestly, I’ve only made bubblegum pop music rubbish until right now. I just can’t wait for the real Trunkomaniacs to hear it.