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@korupteddonkey Bugs Donkey

Never gonna stop

@TheBabylonBee Repace "guy" with "d*ck".

Guy Weaving Through Traffic Awarded 1st Place Trophy For Getting To Off-Ramp 15 Seconds Ahead Of You buff.ly/tNNKaq4

@ClayTravis CNN bends over forwards to accommodate these libtards.

Michigan Democrat says she sees similarities between Trump administration and Nazi Germany. Save all of these for when the next Democrat tries to kill Trump because he’s a Nazi and Democrats claim to have no idea where he could have gotten the Nazi idea:

@johnewing Whoa, Nellie.

Sixers up 18. In Boston. In Game 7. Philly ➡️ 2nd Round

E$ on the move 😤 @Emmett10Johnson

@JeffreyTheGreek The boys are safely in the trunk, I presume.

Safe travel home tonight. 🍖💨 See you tomorrow, my new friend.

@ESPN_BillC Have fun flying to UMass, Sac State. 😬

* #MACtion: Because it's hard * Miami and WMU start out in front * EMU has the continuity everyone lacks * Toledo's Mercer experiment * UMass will win a game * You're really doing this, Sac State... 2026 MAC PREVIEW 📣📣 IT'S PREVIEW SEASON 📣📣 espn.com/college-footba…

@NormSNLJokes When SNL was must see TV.

In Springfield, Missouri, the local cable company mistakenly aired five minutes of explicit sex scenes from the Playboy Channel on the Cartoon Network, during an episode of The Flintstones. Experts say that children who saw the broadcast called it "the greatest Flintstones episode ever!"

10 of the 11 guards weren’t paying attention when the guy with the gun came running at them attempting to kill the president. And the one guy who was watching fired multiple shots from this close without hitting the would be assassin.

@ClayTravis Diego Pavia also played football there without going to any classes.

Vanderbilt is the new Harvard, except its students actually have fun per England’s biggest newspaper, citing Vandy being as tough to get into now as Yale and Columbia. thetimes.com/us/news-today/…

@JeffreyTheGreek Nice! 😄

RIP to a true country outlaw. A buddy & I went to see him about 20 years ago at a small venue. He was amazing. We happened to walk in at the same time D. A. C. was being helped into the bar. We both shouted: “David Allan Coe!”…but before we even got his last name out, he shouted back: “F*CK OFF!!!” It was glorious.

@HuskGuys That would hold a lot of oats for a certain donkey.

Memorial Stadium Urinal Troughs for sale. the perfect sentimental gift for your loved ones. Things have seen generations and generations of urine, a tradition unlike any other.

@JeffreyTheGreek Junior Miller

Michael Titley

@butts34355 @TheBabylonBee Eh, no.

@TheBabylonBee Babylon Bee used to be funny. Now they are just grasping at straws. Bring back the Onion!

Trump Presents King Charles With Gift Of Toothbrush buff.ly/CrVUtUS

@TheBabylonBee No dental floss, too?

@PeteThamel It will create games to watch on Tuesday & Wednesday afternoon. There's nothing awful about that.

Sources: The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams. The expansion is on track to be formalized in the upcoming weeks, with mid-May as the target. The 76-team tournaments begin next year. espn.com/mens-college-b…

@GovTimWalz You are a pathetic excuse for a governor. Resign immediately.

Today’s raids by state and federal law enforcement happened because our state agencies caught irregular behavior and reported it. That’s how the system is supposed to work, and our agencies will keep at it as long as there are fraudsters around to put behind bars.

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@korupteddonkey @SkersNews @Sean_Callahan Would a donkey even fit in a bench seat?

@SkersNews @Sean_Callahan I wish they would. I hate the bench seating with a passion.

I haven't heard with this new stadium remodel,are they putting chair backs in the whole stadium? Or just the south and west?

On Wednesday @RepJeffries called for “Maximum Warfare Everywhere All The Time,” with a picture of Trump. Again, this attempted assassin didn’t go rogue. Democrats created him with their rhetoric. He believes he’s a hero. They told him to kill Trump & he tried to do it.

You call someone a Nazi...but then you say you are glad they are Okay. How can you sincerely maintain both of those sentiments at the same time? You are either lying about one, or the other...