Tara Steinbauer

Who doesn't want to jam to country tunes with the windows rolled down when it's THIS nice outside #wooo

Do your homework dummy #cousins #illlkickyourbutt RT @pgrugs: Hello bad grades and lack of sleep pic.twitter.com/kdcfQTRYyL

Today's retail life lesson learned: It's mean to send your husband out for Monistat and anti-fungal cream... #badwifemove

1:15pm seems like a pretty reasonable time to be out of bed... but i just don't see how that's possible today #sleepallday

I'd love for someone to look me in the eyes and tell me (with a straight face) that #Burlesque isn't an exceptional movie #theybelying

Soooo... When do the Christmas jams start playing on the radio? #iwishfornow @JamieErdahl

Hahahahah, @jadepdavis .... Just saw your tweet from yesterday! You know me so well. Miss you!

Extreme weight loss.... Wow.... Is it possible to NOT want to cry watching this show? #inspired

“@ThoughtCatalog: Sometimes Your Best Friend Is Your Soul Mate tcat.tc/1alWPqK” @JamieErdahl @Emfox4

Somebody explain to me why reruns of Laguna Beach are totally irresistible

Does Oberweiss deliver? 🍦🍧

Why hello helicopter outside my WINDOW AT 10PM AT NIGHT... No I wasn't trying to sleep, please, carry on....

#BFF Love... RT @JamieErdahl: Well that's frightening... #bostonTraffic #GoingNowhereFAST pic.twitter.com/c7gZTvA5tr

I wouldn't know what to do without a triple grande vanilla latte from @Starbucks to start my day off right #Mmmm

“@ThoughtCatalog: Go Get Wasted Tonight With Your Best Friends tcat.tc/ZnYOU8” @Emfox4

BOOOM! Back on twitter! Shalamma lam #nonsense #imbaaaaaack

Merry Christmas from cousin Patrick and cousin Zorro!

@Emfox4 and @ashleyyjanee RT "@UberFacts: On average, women cry between 30 and 64 times a year. Men cry up to six times a year."

Buzz your girlfriend, WOOF! Movie night with my fav roomies :) @ashleyyjanee @Emfox4

@JoeDRobinson4 Just went and got the NCSA office tour from my roommate. You'll never guess who I ran into.... :)