Troy Mott

Moths are just the butterflies that hissed at kids in high school

Don’t forget guys I’m a dad too

Sometimes I think I’m a good role model but then tonight I was closing with a 16 year old and told him about how I paid someone to do all of my english homework junior year and then got a 16 on my ACT because I knew none of the material. Sometimes I wonder how I graduated

Last night I was called out to go to a smash tournament that my boss was hosting and in any proper fashion I showed up and showed his children no mercy

Lol my brother was at work for four hours then called me to tell me he just took a ten to fight a customer who was talkin shit and then came back like nothing happened and then charged the dude out. Greeleys built different

Well if you wanna know how my days going a guy I haven’t spoke with in like 7 years hit me up and said that I look like this mf

@carpedont @holly_jmck This is like the plot to happy death day right??

@holly_jmck wow ur a woman now

i always get emotional leading up to my birthday and i’m on my period the week leading up to it? damn double homicide

Yo imagine being trapped in an elevator in a life or death situation with this guy

You know you’re old when you remember YouTube videos that didn’t have ads, especially ones that were longer than the four minute video I want to watch I don’t care about fitness show me wtf a high meat is

Tell me how I’ve never been in a car accident and then I take a company car to Utah once and someone hits it in a Walgreens parking lot

one last thing PLEASE stop discouraging other women from speaking out / to cops about their abuse from men just because bill cosby got released from a technicality. the same technicality has released murderers etc, but judges CANT be biased in a case in an already corrupt system.

@Kkleinaroo Hawks all the way

Six kids from the district I went to high school with are entering the Tokyo Olympics and I’m in a hotel room in Utah playing a travel guitar dreaming of being a rockstar

Not me being a first gen college graduate who has no idea what I’m doing and emailing my old advisor whom I skipped every meeting with when I was in school to see if he can help me figure out student loans

Moved into a new place and my girlfriend isn’t here to stop me from trying my hand at interior decorating

This is the photo I use of my dog when I fill out rental applications so that they think she’s cute and fun and then they want to give us the house

@holly_jmck Green goblin all the way

what does ur favorite naked juice flavor say about you mine is the green one

saturday night i'm bout to take a fuckin NAP

@loganmel64 No

@ttroymott Did y’all watch it without me 😢

The big fight at the end of Age Of Ultron when they’re protecting the drill must be how the Bloons Tower Defense monkeys feel all the time

@martygonzales2 I can help with that

One of my cousins sent me a meme about how I was the only single one of the family and I laughed but then was like