Randy Tucker

@BauerOutage is available @Cubs

@elonmusk @PeterDiamandis Spare a mil?

@PeterDiamandis $10T or bust

.@elonmusk just crossed $800 billion — roughly 2.7% of the entire US GDP. The last person to hold that much of the American economy? John D. Rockefeller in 1913. It took a century for anyone to match him. Rockefeller had oil. Musk has the future.

Hey Boog , if @Taylor_McGregor superpower is to be invisible then it does a great disservice to men everywhere…. 10/10🔥 #shootyourshot

We have sent a notice to cease & desist to the Milwaukee Brewers. Having rain fall inside a stadium with a closed retractable roof is the intellectual property of the Montreal Expos.

@BuschBeer Send out west ASAP

🍎 BUSCH LIGHT APPLE IS BACK 🍎 You asked, we listened. Busch Light Apple is officially back and available nationwide!

@BleedOilBlue We don’t need shutouts…. Just be average man…

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@BuschBeer Need red cans…..

It’s just about time for a beer (21+) and we have beer money waiting for you for #NationalBeerDay! Follow us and reply YES with #iwantabuschlight #sweepstakes and you could win!

Harlan, Kentucky

Me when the cubs turn it over to the bullpen…..

@BuschBeer Red cans…

We’ve seen a fish out of water but never a Busch Light drinker out of beer

@BuschBeer Need red cans.

Heard the Midwest is ready for another round in Houston 👀🍻

@thefightgirI He’s fine… walk it off

O…this is good🤣🤣 Hope they ok though😎😎😬😬😬😬😬😬

@mwfeller Should be a 2-3ft piece on it. Can see where the rivets ripped out.

@tuck187 @Delta You can tell it's good by the way it is.

Nice @Delta

@BleedOilBlue We don’t need good. We just need league average.

Jarry gets the start tonight in Utah....please play good. Thanks.

@BuschBeer Need red cans.

Of course we’re going out this weekend Going out to grab a case

@james_bert_mill @libsoftiktok @WoodfordCoPS I live the change clanking in the dryer in the background…

@libsoftiktok @WoodfordCoPS Here she goes again

UPDATE: The Kentucky teacher threatening an ass*ssination against President Trump appears to be Lauren Smyth, an "Exceptional Child Instructor" at Woodford County High School. We reached out to @WoodfordCoPS for comment but they did not respond.

@BuschBeer Hey, when’s the red cans comin? You can dm me.. I’ll keep it on the down low.. #Bapple #itslikecrack

@terryschappert Just need @terryschappert in his white leather plant in there somewhere…

Legitimately laughed out loud right there.

Connor Hellebuyck right now