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MY MOTHER WAS MY FAVORITE MAGICIAN… SHE MADE SHIT APPEAR OUTTA NOTHING 🤞🏽

“My family will not allow lowkey wedding” But your family cannot drop 10M to support your man. You and your family are mad together.

The risk assessment in this "bear vs man" discourse is fundamentally broken, and watching women confidently choose the bear is peak internet delusion. Y'all will meet up with anonymous Tinder matches every weekend, leave clubs with strange men just because they drive a luxury car, go home with celebrities from backstage, and voluntarily date literal drug lords. You take massive, unchecked risks with strange men every single day. But drop you in a hypothetical forest, and suddenly a man is more dangerous than a 600lb apex predator just so you can win a gender war argument? The performative IQ is completely in the mud. Please rest.

The way rain falls in Lagos is usually in a typical Lagos agbero style. He go shout, like say e go scatter everywhere, kill everybody…but nothing come out. 😏

I’ve never heard a pastor break down the bible like this, let alone a comedian 😭😂🙏🏾 youtu.be/oFFckMWESaE?si…

@MrBeast Omo

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

Life hack: It's good for your mental health to always have someone that is always happy to see you. If you don't have someone, get a pet that is always excited to see you. You need to feel what it means to matter.

The young man is absolutely right, Myton took an L here. & notice how men with values who respect women are never ugleee

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This Is Really Scary, Why Burna Boy Don’t Like To Be Seen With A Nigerian Woman!

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Be a Kind man, a man of peace but also….be capable of serious destruction when the situation requires it.

I have never heard about this story in Naija. 🥲🥲 K1ller instincts can be in people of race but oyibo men aren’t beating the allegations. On TikTok,a guy said oyibo men don’t breakup easily,it’s always a “Kpai” situation.

I gotta give my ex credit. I broke up with that woman and she blocked me everywhere. Saw her TikTok and found out I’d been block. TikTok probably suggested me and she said “collect blocking joor”. I respect that level of complete detachment.

Humans often forget despite all our wokeness and our independence. We are still animals. When that animal instinct kicks in, it’s your logic vs how you’re biologically wired. Sometimes logic overrides, other times you will be what you truly are. An animal!

I like whatever is wrong with this boy 🤣

Sometimes, people already know what they need to do. They just want to hear it from someone else, so as to validate a decision they already made.

Person drop album since last week and still no stand out hit, everybody just get their own personal hit. That's how a body of work should be.

Since Omah Lay’s “Clarity Of Mind” album dropped, it’s been really difficult for me to listen to any other Nigerian artiste. That album took me to place I didn’t think was possible from an Afrobeat artiste.