Burning Jester

Wake up at 5am and manifest - said every broke guru selling hope to idiots. Hustle culture is just expensive copium.

“Therapy saved my life” - said every professional victim who now has a personality disorder for every bad day. Life used to be hard. Now it’s a diagnosis you can monetize on TikTok. Toughen up or keep paying $200 to cry about your childhood🖕

Be honest. Have you ever stayed in a relationship just because being single scared you more than being miserable? Drop your worst excuse below. I’ll roast the top 5. No mercy.

Women: “Where did all the good men go?” Men: “Where did all the sane women go?” Answer: both sides are entitled assholes who want a therapist with benefits. Grow the fuck up or enjoy your loneliness epidemic.

@Cfc_Skoo @CFC_Janty No thanks. One look at you and it’s obvious therapy didn’t work.

@tur_kov @CFC_Janty You need to visit the psychiatrist to get your brain checked man

LIONEL MESSI WTF

@Iam_chloewalker @CFC_Janty Walking L

@tur_kov @CFC_Janty Awwww still crying loser?

@Macho_Mitch_ @CFC_Janty Piss bucket champion

@tur_kov @CFC_Janty Wow you suck ass, like literally pucker up to ass on the daily you nasty bitch

@BrunoGh1 @CFC_Janty Yeah, that’s exactly how your mom’s mouth smells after dinner.

@tur_kov @CFC_Janty I believe you ate some shit with urine for dinner. That’s why your mouth smells like shit. 💩

@Dracarius5 Cute. That’s the best comeback your dopamine-fried brain could shit out? Keep swiping, king. The casino needs more losers like you. 🃏🔥

@tur_kov Shut up retard

Dating apps are just casinos where the house always wins. You swipe for “the one” while being average, horny and terrified of being alone. Society sold you soulmates. Reality sells disappointment and good sex until it gets boring. Who’s still buying the fairy tale?

@FIFAWorldCup “Classic Messi” 😂 Bro is 39, still jogging like it’s 2010 and you clowns are creaming your pants like it’s the first time you’ve seen a man run with a ball.

Classic Messi 🇦🇷 #FIFAWorldCup

@SportsCenter “Still doing it 20 years later” 🔥 Meanwhile his fans achieved nothing in those 20 years except collecting piss buckets and posting “GOAT” every 5 minutes. The only thing older than Messi’s career is the virginity of his audience. Absolute clowns. 🪣🪣🪣🔥

Tell 'em Messi still doing it 20 years later 🔥

@Babyface1191890 @CFC_Janty Three buckets just to handle your excitement? That’s not a roast, that’s a cry for help, buddy 🪣😂🃏

@tur_kov @CFC_Janty Here 🪣 🪣 🪣…you don’t have to wet the floor 😂😂😂😂

Iranian fans crying like bitches because someone took their flags 😂 Your actual country is a shithole run by religious psychos who execute people for showing hair, but sure, the real tragedy is a piece of cloth at a football game. Touch grass. Fix your fucking lives instead of sobbing over symbols while living in hell. Pathetic. 🔥🖕🃏

Iranian fans cr!es out inside the stadium yesterday after their flags were reportedly taken from them by FIFA official 🥹💔🏟️

Father with his two young daughters gets attacked for using the women’s restroom in an emergency. This is your “inclusive” society, retards. A biological man protecting his kids is now public enemy #1 because some freak decided feelings > reality. The girls crying is the only sane reaction in this video. Everyone else lost their fucking minds. Clown world isn’t funny anymore, it’s dangerous. Wake the fuck up. 🃏🔥

This father was on a road trip with his two young daughters & they needed to go to the restroom so he stopped at a QT & took them in the women’s restroom since no one was in it & a man came yelling at him to get out & called the cops.The girls were crying & then he assaulted him.

Look at this masked creature and tell me again how “it’s just about love and acceptance”. No, it’s about power, control and turning confused teenagers into validation tools for fucked-up adults. The same people screaming “protect the children” are the ones putting predators in classrooms with rainbow flags. Society’s norms are on fire and you’re still clapping. Pathetic. Offended? Good. Your feelings aren’t my problem. 🖕

OMG Denver Public Schools Board just voted UNANIMOUSLY to DISMISS lgbtq teacher Jennifer Honka after she reportedly made female students kiss each other and graded them on it What is going on in these schools?!