Martin Turner

#MakeABandSmaller Daft Shrunk?

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 25 Oct 2013 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 25 Oct 2013 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 25 Oct 2013 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 25 Oct 2013 (via @twi_age).

#DamnItFeelsGoodToBe In With The Hashtag Clique 😂 Give Yourselves A Pat On The Back Or Do What I Do, Have A Drink Or Three! 🍺🍺🍺

#DamnItFeelsGoodToBe A Lesbian With Attitude 😲

#TenYearsInTheFuture I Still Won't Get A Like Or A Retweet From You Miserable Sods! 😂

#oirishbarnds Very Simple Minds! 😨

#GolfAShow The Caddy McGuinness Show? 😨

#PutBodyPartsInFilms Cock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels 😲

#BandsThatAreFunny Oddly And Cream? 😨

#BandsThatAreFunny Peculiar Clark? 😨

Happy Birthday To Me! 🍺😂👍

#TheStoryNoOneBelieved Jesus Turning The Water Into Gin! 😲

#GotInTheVIPAreaBecause I Don't Look Anything Like An Isis Terrorist 😲

#GotInTheVIPAreaBecause I'm A Highly Successful Drug Dealer And Pimp!

#GotInTheVIPAreaBecause I'm A Dead Ringer For Meatloaf! 😂🍺

#GotInTheVIPAreaBecause I'm A Friend Of A Friend Of Donald Trump! 😂🍺

#InfomercialAFilm Tampon The Waterfront? 😨

#TheGenerationGame What A Load Of Old Shit! Sir Bruce And Larry Grayson Would Be Appalled By This Embarrassing Drivel! 💩💩💩😂👎