Jordan Bo Bordan

@vonchip @profosophy

Goodnight sweet prince @profosophy

@golf4miami peepee owie

@kivbot lance armstrong owns a stroopwafel company.

on the plane doing opsec

@kivbot I’m in.

love 2 erase my debts by making a folktronica album with a bisexual lighting cover

@BryanWeigel @MLS I already had espn+ just for mls content. And it sucked. So this will be way better.

$79/$99 per year for all @mls content on Apple+. Sounds great to me. Thoughts?!?!?!

@DomRapture @golf4miami We keep running absolute soft toast level candidates. And then not campaigning them.

@golf4miami im absolutely shocked that any republican is getting voted in after the absolute shit show since trump first year.

FUCK

@fccincinnati @Stivenjimez I thought we signed him… months ago

Another Homegrown for the 🔸 & 🔹! @Stivenjimez is #AllForCincy.

Do catdroids dream of electric mice?

Is a life like cat robot a cat android, catdroid, or a robot?

Is a cat selfie a picture of a cat by a cat or is it of you and a cat? Because cats can take pictures and sometimes be quite the shutter bug and I think we need to be respecting that.

@zachblandford @SherrodBrown You mean shoulda ran for president sherrod brown?

Four years later, I can still recite @SherrodBrown’s stump speech from memory.

Why do cats only sleep either in your homes thoroughfare or dungeon? They either want to be completely in the way or possibly lost. There is no middle ground. Their sleep positions are binary.

member when we'd watch take away shows at 240p and we were glad to have it?

I also have a polestar. Which is an ev that works. Which get this. Is normal.

You know what I have that Elon musk doesn’t have? An Instagram account.

@FranklinKrum @ThatUselessCapo Ferd efteen thousandddd

@ThatUselessCapo Thats the new Ford F10,000

@DomRapture @DrF117Nighthawk You could put lemon peel in the dough and make lemon sourdough.

@DrF117Nighthawk my sleepy ass just woken up from a nap stared at this for 5 minutes thinking it was a giant lemon cookie

I…uhhh…I made this. Enjoy.

Everyone should say rapha like rappa from now on thanks.

@DomRapture Now that the soccer is over we need to get into some bf2042 together or something. Or maybe do some bikes.

@turpentine We really do need to hang again soon

The more i see people post videos telling me not to give up, that I'm not a burden, etc etc, makes me want to give up harder because those people don't know me. Fuck em and their influencer lives.