Kevin Hart

@TareSare Or as it's better known, "the season before Sag season" lolol jk ❤️

IT’S SCORPIO SEASON BAAAAABYYYYYYY

@josephexists Do I spy Gene Kelly in the background?

"Tuesdays are the Mondays of the rest of the week" -- @SteMcLellan. So true

I stopped reading this notification exactly right here

@SteMcLellan Woahhh I'm curious how this will shake out. Also lmao how relevant

Co-star says no "what ifs" today so I plan to make all the impulsive decisions I can, I don't argue with the stars ✨

✨ Time is a construct ✨ inverse.com/science/why-is…

I just won a game of rock paper scissors I would like to thank TikTok for this victory

To elaborate: I want to own an apple orchard and grow my own delicious apples, and eat them and share them with everyone

I think I want to get into apples

Today I discovered that Wegmans herb baked tofu is my kryptonite

@TrudeauRoss @xor OBSESSED with the theme, so so good 😍

@SpiderDanThree I just left Wegmans, guess I'm going back

Need

@TrudeauRoss (also btw loved the theme)

Always pumped to see a @TrudeauRoss NYT Crossword byline, but it's even more exciting when it's on a Thursday 😍 #NYTXW

@TrudeauRoss AAAAHHHHH i did 😭 won't make that mistake any longer

when the product has too many tooltips

My fortune cookie had no fortune and now I'm scared

Started using a new body wash and damn do I smell nice

I think I've peaked. Wordle 230 2/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩