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Okay sir.

@Mrbankstips village people waiting for your turn

Child safety net Brilliant

@RealestMemes_ OJHHFS???

@mamaxoxomia You should really see a doctor

Everytime you have sex with a ngga, ya coochie start stankin . Smh

@teffo_ME I need to cleanse my soul

Beautiful set 😍

@max_benlien Yeah.... it's going there. I know this path.

Omooo

@harrysone9 Look at the size of that malt.

A party in Lagos, Nigeria, 1971

@thefarmersheep Typical Shirt

what does the “t” in “t shirt “ mean

@channelstv Please allow. Lagos truly need this sanitation. My neighbour actually packed his gutters for the first time since the last sanitation.

Lagos Sanitation: Forceful Restriction Of Movement Illegal, Says Adegboruwa channelstv.com/2026/04/25/lag…

@tokunbo_wahab Very Good, Sir. I suggest each staff member of the local and state government should monitor each street closest to them, and a formal citation be automatically generated and served to the property owner based on that photographic evidence. We are in this together.

Tomorrow morning between 6:30am and 8:30am, we begin a new chapter in our collective journey toward a cleaner Lagos. The monthly environmental sanitation exercise returns, and I am calling on every resident to come out and participate actively. Let me address the confusion some have tried to create. No court pronouncement has invalidated this exercise. The State proceeded to the Court of Appeal, and judgment was delivered in our favour. The Court affirmed that the laws used for the implementation and enforcement of environmental sanitation are legitimate and constitutional. So disregard those who choose to mislead the public. We have planned this for over a year. We have thought it through. We cannot keep complaining about dirty surroundings and blaming government while shirking our own responsibilities. The care of our environment is a collaborative project between government and citizens. Major transport unions controlling about 90% of vehicles on our roads have pledged not to deploy their vehicles from major parks during the sanitation window. If government vehicles are staying put, what will it cost us to stay home for just two hours to clean our environment? We are not unreasonable. Exceptions exist for emergencies, scheduled flights, and students writing JAMB exams. LAWMA has been fully mobilized to evacuate waste generated. Environmental health officers will monitor properties, and defaulters will be served abatement notices. Tomorrow, let us show Lagos and the world that we are ready to take ownership of our environment. Two hours. One Saturday each month. A cleaner, healthier, flood-free Lagos for all of us. #LagosSanitationExercise #CleanerLagos

@ToonHive @DevenOClock Makes sense Sonic is Black. I ain't seen no other race run like that

Happy 38th birthday to the talented Deven Mack.

@Sambetting_tips This game go enter

Make e just happen today

@channelstv every state and local government should follow suit. The economy is not advantageous to workers earning peanut, especially in Lagos.

FG Increases Allowances For Civil Servants channelstv.com/2026/04/24/fg-…

@SkySportsNews Lol 3 weeks later

@SkySportsNews LOL. liam saying "line was crossed" like it mean anything. You still be sacked before enzo is sold. SMH

"A line was crossed" Liam Rosenior says Enzo Fernandez will not play in Chelsea's next two matches because of comments he made about his future and links with Real Madrid 🎙️

@ChelseaFC Fckin Finally

Club statement: Liam Rosenior

@crazy_kennar Gat me laughing like a fool 🤣

WHEN THE WHOLE COMPANY USES CHATGPT 😂😂😂😂😂

@TemooTitan what do he mean by that tho????

"I bet you're tight asf 😩" 😭😭😭

@ChelseaFC DOGSH!T MANAGER. PISS OFF

Full-time. #CFC | #CHEMCI

@TouchlineX mid coach thinking

🚨🗣️ Liam Rosenior: "The performance against PSG was top."