Thomas Warr

@MenInBlazers What are you wearing “Jake from State Farm”?

"Yeah, one stuffed crust, and then the cheesy bread. West Stand, please. " 🍕

A Griffin enters the Den 🦁 We have acquired defender Griffin Dorsey from Houston Dynamo FC in exchange for General Allocation Money. In addition, we have signed Dorsey to a new contract through the 2027-28 @MLS season, with a club option for 2028-29 ✍️

Now accepting apologies on behalf of @ChelseaFC

🚨 Cristiano: “Lamine is going to win a lot of collective and individual titles. He's a phenomenon”. “He'll have a long career and he's going to win a lot of Nations Leagues”. “He’s 17… Please, leave him alone. I have to ask you to let him be. He has to be calm”.

19-year-old Désiré Doué really nutmegged his older brother Guela when PSG played Strasbourg today 😂🔥

With @fccincinnati's victory this afternoon, Roman Celentano improved his winning percentage to 66.5% which is tied for the highest winning percentage by a goalkeeper in @MLS history in his first 100 regular season starts.

Tyler Warren, you’re an Indianapolis Colt.

@ChelseaFC Proper Chels through and through 💙💙 should be right next to Colwill in our starting 11

Excellent. #CFC | #CHEWOL

SAN MARINO WRITE HISTORY, winning their first game since 2004. A country half the size of Manchester and a population of just 33,000 tasting the sweetest of triumphs 💙🇸🇲

Welcome to the show, Cavan Sullivan. ✨ The 14-year-old becomes the youngest player to debut in MLS history.

JUSTIN RENNICKS' VOLLEY gives Oulu lead vs. Finnish champions HJK. 🇺🇸 Forward from the North Shore, MA charted a course less travelled to join club just outside the Arctic Circle, but is making his mark. Up to four goals in nine league games. 👏

I sat through an excruciating season and come to realize with 3 weeks left to go that all I had to do was complain to the club account on twitter? My b Chelsea fans that’s on me

~culture~

Haaland & KDB broke Fotmob.

Luis Suárez in his new colors 📸 (via @InterMiamiCF)

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Your chances of being hunted by a Wurkey are low, but never zero.

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That’s a baddddd man right there

Blue and Red don't mix. @ChelseaFC | @Arsenal