Tanner Walrath

Wait til you find out what happens after they get seasoned…

@insulinaddict13 @evanjlaxer Smh false advertising

@twall_09 @evanjlaxer Plain af

How we rating these? @evanjlaxer

@diggstape Schemin up - every time 😤 @NatStLaurentPLL @ONUMLAX

Name the one song that makes you wanna run through a brick wall forehead first. Tryna revamp my gym playlist. Mines I’m a Boss by meek mill

Curious to see how these weather fluctuations progress over the years… My guess is consistent record highs. How do you think our infrastructure would handle 150 degree heat waves and -100 degree cold fronts? What about even higher and lower temps? My guess here… Not so good.

@ElKroges Yes but think about all the cabinets, every single building / room in buildings. Every car and lots of those hot wheels probably have doors too… I would say there are more things without wheels that have doors than without doors that have wheels - many things with both

@sasuk3_ Totally didn’t…. Good looks 😅

Tried fabric softener (by mistake) for the first time. Absolute game changer

@ElKroges I’m sayin doors, depends if we are counting cabinets and things though or only full size

What would a cowboy do?

@ianzaf …. But is it a turbo?

@diggstape 5’9¾” is the perfect place to be. 69 inches (nice) when you wanna be the cool / funny guy and passable for slightly above average as 5’10” when you wanna be the respectable height / not short guy

Best part of WFH life is doing tall guy stuff in the house even though I’m only 5’9¾”. Sure babe I’ll get the colander down for you

It is insane that we are watching the nuance of physical life disappear before our eyes… Just wait until you can taste, smell, and feel things on the internet. Which side will you be on? Very interesting topic to think about.

The comfort zone is where dreams go to die

@evanjlaxer Lol

“Heaven is right here and so is Hell. One person could be walking the clouds right next to someone enduring damnation… And God is the land.” - @Yellowstone

Vehicle warranty companies when they see the invoice:

He’s scoring on @twall_09 FOR SURE😂

Inject ALL of the 90’s and early 2000’s country music into my veins this weekend 🇺🇸

@diggstape Congrats! Hendrix hopes she can enjoy a celebratory humanccino as much as he does puppuccinos

So my wife just quit working for her manipulative sociopathic boss who refuses to respect their employees. Everybody please drop pics of your dogs to congratulate her. I’ll start. Penny is not our dog but we babysit her often so she is my eldest dog niece