Tyler G Sternbach #YWNBAW
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Never forget Ever



> Baby is put up for adoption > Kid is 15, becomes a Republican > Bio-mother wishes she aborted him






PETA is pissed at the Pirates that they had Punxsutawney Phil throw out the first pitch the other night.





Yesterday I applied for a job as a phone dialer for Democratic State Rep. James Talarico’s campaign. Honestly, I think I crushed it. I talked about how there are only two genders, why men shouldn’t be in women’s sports, and keeping men out of women’s bathrooms. The voters were so engaged, I figured I’d go above and beyond… so I started telling them how great @KenPaxtonTX has been doing. Still waiting on my promotion to management… but I’m feeling confident.



lmfao this dude




Donald Trump rushed off the stage after shots were heard at the White House Correspondents Dinner.






















