Sarah

i had to throw something together bc i’m obsessed

our uber driver almost got us all killed and didn’t stop singing along with“Don’t wanna miss a thing” for a single beat

I Need To Shoot My Phone

he is risen

WAKE UP DANHAUSEN !!

when we eventually get kit vs danhausen and i’m sat in the crowd like this

Wu Tang Cher Clan

Bravo seems to be like WWE for girls who work email jobs

“but you handled it so well” thanks! i actually gave myself an autoimmune disease

real

It’s all corrupt girl!

do this to become unrecognizable: - sleep 8+ hours - drink 2L of water a day - get sun daily - no sugar - read 30 min a day - workout 3x a day - blow your head smoove off - meditate for 10 min daily

this fit goes so insanely hard

they should’ve never showed me that dune messiah trailer now im going to be insufferable until December

@nwjaen @AmitKumarBoston @Cr7Godbrand love how he had to say "if" lol he's already mad at his own imagination

@AmitKumarBoston @Cr7Godbrand There are barely any "sole providers" anymore and I would bet money on the fact that you're not one of them. So get to work buddie, there are dishes that need to be cleaned.

Imagine working over 60 hours a week, including 20 hours of overtime, doing physically exhausting work that gradually wears your body down all so your family never has to worry about bills, your children can attend the best schools and have savings for their future, and your wife is financially secure even after you’re gone, inheriting your properties so she won’t be left homeless or struggling after your death. Then you come home after a long day and she looks you in the eye and says she can’t cook or clean because she’s “not a slave.”or not your mother” So sacrificing your time, your health, and your life isn’t slavery…..but contributing to the household in other ways is slavery? In this harsh economy? fuck her and wokeness.

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

my relatives trying to get me to stop watching the Dune trailer

@Andy ask them what they think of you pausing RHOM, you bum.

Tweet me all of your questions NOW for #TheTraitorsUS’ Gabby Windey & Dolores Catania! They will be joining me for an upcoming #WWHL!

@RobSchneider I love her

This is the face of American Hate, Intolerance and Anti-Semitism👇