Nathan Robert

@Sunnyypt1 Fight or flight, you must commence the battle sequence

Omg why is it so hard to make direct eye contact with people 😭

Today’s aesthetic 🍃

Sorry I just burst out laughing

Forever in love with the walk home from work

@august_twink Then you should follow me on main too 😎

@tweviole 😭 very attentive

Retweet if you would take my socks off 👀

When a customer likes your mushroom croquettes so much she buys 8 servings of the uncooked ones just to take home 🥲

@bonkerbagdarrel We had to adopt the euro as a condition for participating in Eurovision 😫

Who wants to tell them????

EU citizens should sign this European Citizens' Initiative to suspend the EU-Israel association agreement (=free trade). This is a powerful constitutional tool, which at 1 mil signatures forces EU bodies to take action (see ⬇️). It's already at 750,000. eci.ec.europa.eu/055/public/#/s…

Meanwhile, big news from New Zealand

In 2022, a petition to ban EU trade with settlements fell short of reaching the 1M signatures threshold over 1 year A new one demanding full suspension of the 🇪🇺-🇮🇱 Association Agreement is nearing 700K - in less than 3 months: eci.ec.europa.eu/055/public/#/s…

The way my mum has a photo of me from my old passport in a despicable me fridge magnet frame is sending me

literally my microwave because I don't know how to change it 🥲

@fraserxmartin He knows the role and he's committed

*gets exposed for begging to be IN the Epstein files* *immediately grows pedo stash*

this whole sequence from an episode of kath & kim that first aired in 2002 genuinely makes me proud to be australian (a sentence i VERY rarely say)

Piers: “Iran is no threat to the US?” John Mearsheimer: “No.” Morgan: “They fund terrorist groups bent on Israel’s destruction.” John: “You’re baking the idea that Iran is a threat to Israel, and that any threat to Israel is a threat to the U.S. I don’t buy that argument.”

@xamfoam Happy womb evacuation day! 😁

it's my birthday

Complaining about it being too warm today and it’s 11 degrees 🥸

@escxksn If only

This stage is truly made for Eclipse , Australia on the way for their first Eurovision win ever 🇦🇺

Also becoming like a proper Swede and just pausing in the sun for a moment