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Twisted Central

@twistedcentral

Producer, screenwriter, blogger, Mom, Nana, Dog Mom and founder of Twisted Tails Animal Rescue. Brutally honest, slightly disfunctional and totally twisted.

Near Dallas Katılım Mart 2010
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
I guess millions of people just lost their babysitters… bye TikTok! 👋🏻
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Sending my condolences to @Thaoriginalgata. I am fortunate to have met @TonyTodd54 once and unfortunate because I ONLY met him once. My heart goes out to their entire family and I hope you all find some peace in all the amazing tributes so far.
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I just started watching #FeartheWalkingDead and I’m a little confused. Are we SUPPOSE to hate these characters?? Cause I hate these characters. Do I keep watching or just cut my losses?
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
People in zombie movies have clearly never seen zombie movies. #headshot
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Hey @PrimeVideo , please fix the playback of Season 4 Episode 1 of NCIS: New Orleans!! The frame rate is way off and very jittery. And this is playback on all Amazon Prime Video Apps (Phone, TV, Firestick). It’s on your end so please fix it!
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All these crickets crawling around literally sound like some kind of monster from a horror movie. #Texas
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice can go fuck, fuck itself.
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
When you have to be awake in 4 hours and you can’t sleep… 😬
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
Trap is a literal trap that offers A LOT but delivers nothing. Save yourself some time and go watch Shyamalan’s daughter’s music videos. That’s mostly what this movie is about. Zero substance, horrible acting and an unrealistic storyline. 🖕🏻
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
There is real evil in this world… and when I say that, I mean people who don’t replace the toilet paper after they empty a roll.
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
Is that really what I sound like?!? 😭
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
I like to use voice to text just so I can hear Siri say a whole bunch of cuss words with emphasis, depending on punctuation. 😁
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
Just go get the longest, widest metal pole you can find and shove it up your ass… it’ll be less painful. 🙄
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
I haven’t been to a theater in years to watch a movie and today I chose to go and watch the new Ghostbusters movie. If you’re itching to do something, you’d get more excitement from a paint by number. This movie can go do naughty things to itself.
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
Being my friend has to be exhausting… last night, I got to hang out with a friend I hadn’t seen in a while. We were playing music on the “juke box” then someone came in and kept prioritizing their songs over ours so I decided to prioritize Baby Shark over and over again until they gave up. 🤣😂🤣😂
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
Can I go on #belowdeck as a single guest so I can just relax? It would be a boring episode but I’ll pay it for a nice, quiet vacation.
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Twisted Central@twistedcentral·
Remember when we use to sneak out of the house to go to parties… now we sneak out of parties to go to the house. 🤣😂
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