Twisted Central

I guess millions of people just lost their babysitters… bye TikTok! 👋🏻

This is my @thedrewpowell appreciation post… I fucking loved him as Hurley in Leverage!

Sending my condolences to @Thaoriginalgata. I am fortunate to have met @TonyTodd54 once and unfortunate because I ONLY met him once. My heart goes out to their entire family and I hope you all find some peace in all the amazing tributes so far.

I just started watching #FeartheWalkingDead and I’m a little confused. Are we SUPPOSE to hate these characters?? Cause I hate these characters. Do I keep watching or just cut my losses?

People in zombie movies have clearly never seen zombie movies. #headshot

@WxManGimbel @PrimeVideo Sept 28, 2024 and it’s still awful!

Hey @PrimeVideo , please fix the playback of Season 4 Episode 1 of NCIS: New Orleans!! The frame rate is way off and very jittery. And this is playback on all Amazon Prime Video Apps (Phone, TV, Firestick). It’s on your end so please fix it!

All these crickets crawling around literally sound like some kind of monster from a horror movie. #Texas

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice can go fuck, fuck itself.

When you have to be awake in 4 hours and you can’t sleep… 😬

Trap is a literal trap that offers A LOT but delivers nothing. Save yourself some time and go watch Shyamalan’s daughter’s music videos. That’s mostly what this movie is about. Zero substance, horrible acting and an unrealistic storyline. 🖕🏻

There is real evil in this world… and when I say that, I mean people who don’t replace the toilet paper after they empty a roll.

Is that really what I sound like?!? 😭

I like to use voice to text just so I can hear Siri say a whole bunch of cuss words with emphasis, depending on punctuation. 😁

Just go get the longest, widest metal pole you can find and shove it up your ass… it’ll be less painful. 🙄

I haven’t been to a theater in years to watch a movie and today I chose to go and watch the new Ghostbusters movie. If you’re itching to do something, you’d get more excitement from a paint by number. This movie can go do naughty things to itself.

Being my friend has to be exhausting… last night, I got to hang out with a friend I hadn’t seen in a while. We were playing music on the “juke box” then someone came in and kept prioritizing their songs over ours so I decided to prioritize Baby Shark over and over again until they gave up. 🤣😂🤣😂

The more I read posts, the dumber I get. Not even autocorrect can help some of y’all. #grammarisimportant

Can I go on #belowdeck as a single guest so I can just relax? It would be a boring episode but I’ll pay it for a nice, quiet vacation.

Remember when we use to sneak out of the house to go to parties… now we sneak out of parties to go to the house. 🤣😂