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Katılım Ekim 2023
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@_KaizenMindset_ @Mayy386 It’s women saying this to other women, men be like congratulations!
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Mujer:
Quedé embarazada en secundaria.
“La arruinó su vida.”
Quedé embarazada en la universidad.
“Irresponsable.”
Quedé embarazada a los 20.
“Un problema para la empresa.”
Quedé embarazada a los 30.
“Ya es tarde.”
Quedé embarazada a los 35.
“Embarazo de riesgo.”
La sociedad:
“¿Por qué ya no nacen niños?”
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@DearS_o_n Something about a baby’s smile… idk how anyone could leave. It’s so perfect…
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Grown man attacks teen because she over took him 😳
Thoughts? 💭
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@DrClownPhD Yall are fucking pigs no wonder your so lonely
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Feminists: we want equal rights!!!
Men: okay.
Feminists: we also want equal treatment! But not too equal cuz you’re stronger than us so we need a handicap!
Men: okay….
Feminists: it’s still not equal enough cuz men still act like men! You have to act like women now!!!
Men: 🤦♂️
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When men tell you how they feel about women, believe them.
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@shitposts_mp4 completing Portal should be the requirement for being able to vote
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@SusieM414141 Truck didn’t use his blinker. E-bike rider is a dichebag but trucks at fault.
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This e-bike rider is moving at a very high speed on the sidewalk. As you can see, the truck turns into a parking lot—and that’s where things go wrong. So who had the right of way? In my view, it was the truck, since sidewalks aren’t meant for vehicles moving that fast and the rider should have seen the truck turning in.
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@LibTearCreator1 That was girlfriend not wife. She faked it till she made it.
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You can either believe Charlie’s OWN words about Erica or you can believe Candace!
But you can’t believe both!
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@AntiWokeMemes Either you suck dick or you don’t suck dick… it’s not that complicated
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@ThePapaGut How can this guy be so wrong and so confident at the same time?
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@TheOmniLiberal By throwing the word permanent in there you think you changed it… but ya didn’t… just cuz it got reversed doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.
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Remember the permanent lockdowns and vaccine passports? Yeah, me neither.
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@WallStreetApes Why do the clips always cut off before the answer to a question?
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Jeffrey Epstein says the middle class should not own homes. He says it pulls liquidity out of their markets
They’re all in on the “You’ll own nothing”
“White People” and other named races should not own homes
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"He had sex parties with young women, some of them minors, but none of them were "children" in the conventional sense of the ter-"
Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry@pegobry_en
To sum up, we’ve found out - Jeffrey Epstein was an expert at tax advisory and offshore jurisdictions moving around money for rich people, that’s how he made his money. Unsavory but also legal and not Mossad blackmail. - He was a consummate networker spending lots of time hobnobbing with the rich for mundane reasons (getting new clients, narcissism) - He had sex parties with young women, some of them minors, but none of them were "children" in the conventional sense of the term - Some of these women were paid, not "trafficked" - To be clear underage prostitution is a crime and people who solicit/procure underage prostitutes should go to prison! - However, most of the Epstein "victims" are grifters. They were happy to be paid money to engage in high-dollar prostitution and now they’re engaging in a different kind of prostitution. - He filmed the sex parties to jerk off to the tapes, not to blackmail people or send them to the CIA or whatever - He killed himself because he didn’t want to spend the rest of his life in a prison cell - He was a standard issue MSNBC boomer lib Total waste of everybody’s time
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@MAGAVoice What a waste of fucking resources if you need all that to take down ONE guy 😂
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HOLY SH*T 🚨 Florida Sheriff sets the standard of how EVERY State should handle Anti ICE Rioters:
"We had a single man resist ICE Agents… We sent a helicopter, drone, canine, and 50 law enforcement officers to surround an area an we found that guy”
THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE 🔥
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@Garnet_2203 Couldn’t possibly be all the handshakes he does in a day
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@gman5180 Get a boyfriend, one that has a job… the world was built for 2.
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“How did I go my whole life knowing that every single red state is statistically less educated than every single blue state”
-“Educated” Utah liberal just realizing which states have more college graduates
What major do you think her $400,000 degree is in? 🤔✨🌈
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