Scotty Cameron

@McFranchisee @McDonalds Best app deals are always on Monday. Is that to drive traffic because it’s typically the slowest day for walk-ins?

🚨 My @McDonalds AMA starts now. Drop your weird and curious questions below. I’ll answer every non-duplicate serious question (nothing confidential, related to my bank account, or who I am… 🥸). No DMs - let’s go! 🍔🍟

@McFranchisee @McDonalds I feel like I hallucinated the “A little more mmm” campaign a couple years ago where they subtly altered the classic burgers (onions on the grill, better bun, enhanced seasoning…). Core products seem better but was never much buzz. Was that widespread & does it persist to today?

Thai street vendor: Replace pocket square with slingshot. Give fit bad boy edge Me: I guess I see it...and you really are the menswear guy? Thai street vendor: Yes 100%. Look. Very Asian. Very well dress Me: Ok I'll take a slingshot and one of those scorpions on a stick, too

@PeteHegseth limbering up to do my part (keep their wives company)

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@SecScottBessent If you’re tweeting walls of text you’re losing

Iran is the head of the snake for global terrorism, and through President Trump’s Operation Epic Fury, we are winning this critical fight at an even faster pace than anticipated. In response to Iran’s terrorist attacks against global energy infrastructure, the Trump Administration will continue to deploy America’s economic and military might to maximize the flow of energy to the world, strengthen global supply, and seek to ensure market stability. Today, the Department of the Treasury is issuing a narrowly tailored, short-term authorization permitting the sale of Iranian oil currently stranded at sea. At present, sanctioned Iranian oil is being hoarded by China on the cheap. By temporarily unlocking this existing supply for the world, the United States will quickly bring approximately 140 million barrels of oil to global markets, expanding the amount of worldwide energy and helping to relieve the temporary pressures on supply caused by Iran. In essence, we will be using the Iranian barrels against Tehran to keep the price down as we continue Operation Epic Fury. This temporary, short-term authorization is strictly limited to oil that is already in transit and does not allow new purchases or production. Further, Iran will have difficulty accessing any revenue generated and the United States will continue to maintain maximum pressure on Iran and its ability to access the international financial system. So far, the Trump Administration has been working to bring around 440 million additional barrels of oil to the global market, undercutting Iran’s ability to leverage its disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz. President Trump’s pro-energy agenda has driven U.S. oil and gas production to record levels, strengthening energy security and lowering fuel costs. Any short-term disruption now will ultimately translate into longer-term economic gains for Americans – because there is no prosperity without security.

Home Alone hit France like an atom bomb.

@SiNuTrmon Nah but I’d take it over places that hang out at 1-5°C for four months pissing rain and can’t justify properly insulated houses and central heating

I’ll say it a million times if i have to but nobody who believes this has experienced real winter

@TheStalwart @DeepDishEnjoyer @MattZeitlin And cash is the best inflation hedge (can buy up cheap assets when CBs hike)

@DeepDishEnjoyer @MattZeitlin Or as I like to say, at the end of the day, you need to pay the bills. No matter what's going on, you need USD to survive. Gotta pay the rent, gotta buy food, and gotta keep your Bloomberg Terminal sub.

@TheStalwart's law: in a panic, you sell gold

@PierrePoilievre @BillAckman

Thank you to @BillAckman for meeting to discuss how to strengthen 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 relations, bring affordability and opportunity with tariff-free trade, and stamp out antisemitism in the West.

@Rory_Johnston Wired! It's Rory's media landscape, we're just living in it.

Guess the analyst

A viral track repeating just two words,“Yanis Varoufakis,” is spreading across Russia's clubland. Created by a Moscow DJ, the tune has taken off among zoomers, with critics linking its appeal to a revival of 90s/early 2000s techno. The irony is that most listeners likely have no idea who @yanisvaroufakis is, they just like the rhythm of the name.

So many phonies, so few who are the real deal

Heartbreaking: Worst administration you know has coolest military hardware

It’s genuinely crazy to me that the Bank of England is earnestly fretting about second order wage-price dynamics instead of the obvious immediate growth effects, based on the usual expectations drivel. Bailey coming out for a pathetic damage control interview makes the ECB look like a model of competence. It’s like they didn’t learn from 2020-23 and don’t see how the current context is different. This kind of monetary policy making is a huge liability if you’re the most vulnerable G7 economy.

Wow even when an F-35 sustains heavy damage it can make it back to base

it's all fun and games until central banks start getting hawkish into a supply shock

BoE is going to sacrifice the UK economy on the altar of the expectations fairy

Cash Dubai crude (balance of the month) just broke above $170 per barrel. To my knowledge, no crude has ever commanded more than $170/bbl before.