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@Harring2Leander @SP1nightonly @heraldscotland Finished the crossword last night night and just seen the show. Wish I’d brought it with me to play Stagefright Bingo!

@SP1nightonly @heraldscotland Met Logan the puzzler outside stage door waiting for Steve and Reece ,lovely guy .

Wonderful Stage/Fright themed cryptic crossword from ‘Lepus’ published in @heraldscotland Have a go and see how many you can solve. Thanks Logan/Lepus🐇

Everyone has 48 hours to tell me exactly how much they think Elon Musk is a massive arse.

@ZachBest_ @AlexFerghassan @lukesellers98 You need to carry on with this. It’s hilarious!! 😹

@AlexFerghassan @lukesellers98 Hahahahahaha did she fuck mate, me and the mrs call her clever for counting to 5 , never mind providing a detailed analysis of the clubs current predicaments

Bonnie just said ‘ I know we will lose tonight but I really see the bigger picture under Amorim Daddy, as soon as the deadwood leave and he has suitable replacements to fit the system, we’re winning the lot ‘ She turned 2 last week, never been so proud 🇾🇪🇾🇪❤️

The neXt US president #ElonMusk ? #USinauguration #politicalsatire #uspolitics

@rorysutherland Priceless comments! And I now know what an elf bar is. Thought it was somewhat excessive for a passion fruit 🤔

It's nice when your children share your Deliveroo Account, as you can check they are getting a balanced diet.

@Deal_Town @DoverRed It would help if he knows where we are. His website shows a photo of the Seven Sisters not the Cliffs of Dover.

@DoverRed I share your disappointment. I was really hoping we were going to get a politician who actually serves their constituents for a change.

Remember the response from our MP for daring to ask what he was doing in the USA? Not everyone is lucky enough to get their holidays paid for...

@TheLastLeg #electionnightblockbuster the mourning after

@MartinRowson Have a lovely day. Thought you might like my #voteforlarry window sToryboard. #sinkingship #labrats

@RMCunliffe @TimesRadio Oh and Larry the Cat and Trump behind bars…

A woman has emailed @TimesRadio to say she is planning to *knit* the election result - row by row, colour by colour, for every seat declared - and I honestly cannot think of anything more wonderfully British and fitting for this election. Truly, an inspiration to all

@RMCunliffe @TimesRadio I’ve got all the rats that left their seats plus the Lab rats that went to Labour in my window in @Deal_Town

@KevinBeach @implausibleblog Precisely!!

But it shouldn't have been planned. The point about Sunak's desertion is not that it was unexpected, but that it happened at all. British troops were a major part of the D-Day invasion, and the whole caboodle was launched from our shores. It is called "the Longest Day" because it took so long. The British head of government should have been there from start to finish. To the bitter end, just like our troops were 80 years ago.

Nicholaw Watt, "This by Rishi Sunak was planned. It was planned that he wouldn't be there. It was planned that David Cameron would take his place. You can just randomly walk up and stand next to the President of the United States Joe Biden. This was absolutely planned" Really good point 👏

@CarrieCornell @RevRichardColes Ciao Bella in Bloomsbury used to give you a bowl of big fat olives and chunks of Parmesan while waiting for your meal to be served. Utterly delicious. Only olives now. It’s still wonderful but I miss the Parmesan.

@RevRichardColes I feel the same about Parmesan which should be thinly sliced and eaten with peaches & Parma ham and not bought ready grated to fester in a fridge or cupboard.

@milessum @RichardMoorhead @stugoo17 I know. Brilliant.

@RichardMoorhead @stugoo17 Jason Beer KC: "It's all ramping it up for you, isn't it, how important the trial is, because it's really about Horizon, this trial, isn't it." Jarmail Singh: "Absolutely not" Mandy Talbot email Subject heading: "The Horizon trial" 1.17.12 m.youtube.com/watch?v=aX0Jsy…

@rorysutherland NEW!!! We now have standing tables for laptop users.

This, in the window of an otherwise good Sevenoaks café, is why you need copywriters. Even when I'm not carrying either, it puts me off going in. How could you rewrite it to achieve the desired effect without conveying hostility to a tribe?

@Maudibule Jason Beer needs to be knighted!! how on earth he is managing to retain his composure is beyond impressive!

#PostOfficeInquiry Jeez! #RodricWilliams is an absolute car-crash at the Inquiry! I'm expecting to see Emily Maitlis in the visitors gallery taking notes for her next TV hit!

I see @Dan_Crowder1 you’re coming to Canterbury (our neck of the woods) in November! We’ll definitely come again and see it there and tell all our friends too! Been talking about it all day! 😍

Fantastic first night for #ComeFromAway at @LiverpoolEmpire. Utterly brilliant. Astonishing energy. Can’t recall an audience reaction like it at the end! On their feet roaring!! Lovely to chat to @Dan_Crowder1 too. Don’t miss it!

@Karlfl Of the 15 people who forfeited honours since Aug 23 2/3 were due to criminal convictions. PV was for bringing disrepute to the system. gov.uk/government/pub…

The King has his uses then? #PostOfficeScandal #PostOfficeInquiry #MrBatesvsThePostOffice computerweekly.com/news/366571135…

Thank you @RobBrydon for a terrific show tonight. We all loved it and you made your youngest audience member, Timi’s day. Lovely to be part of such a fabulous appreciative audience.

@Aiannucci This is cruel and inhumane. I’ve been renting a property to Indian carehome workers & their families for the past five years. The spouses generally work in care too. They have all brought children. Current are leaving to take up NHS posts. We need them. They need their families.

Not sure this is something to crow about.