Alice

yep that's a good one okay see yous in 2 months when i tweet again to 4 people

they caught me hook line and sinker i'm afraid

@yurtwallander HAVE A SOOK DREW HAHAHA

hahahahaha

@stitcherbinch I do not believe it, and if it's true I refuse to believe it. We will give up a lot; 8-hour day, part time work, reasonable running times. But we will NEVER give up our Coles croissants.

Terrible terrible news for tram drivers

@cherrymilkte4 good morning snoring zzzz

good morning friends!

@TomMalleeOgden no it is pretty cool seeing a combino on St George's Rd or High street. they get a bit lost sometimes :(

@stitcherbinch this is amazing I went 26 years of my life never having one either and just had one recently and like wow thank god I never had one before

26 years of my life i had gone without tasting a yakult and 26 years of my life i wasnt missing out

@hugssomb fact checked by real Swanston Street patriots

If whatsapp was in Swanston St GP trams 😂😂

@wrongtram it is like that at first yes then you realise what it is and what people like in you and in general and work with that yea

@XtrapolisLegs that was me dressed up as a kebab shop guy

kebab shop guy said I was looking good tonight #awesome

@ElzabethBop €€€€

girl who got so drunk she had to be picked up from the train station award goes to me !

With my dialect when I say my name is Alice people will often hear Ellis and there's four people/places that think that's my name but get my gender right? Very odd honestly.

@XtrapolisLegs I can bring my non-synths

do any girls wanna come over and play with my synths 😳

bro they stole everything but the bogie. Can't have shit in Malvern.

@XtrapolisLegs girl you have no idea how common this is. I've seen many a people run after the tram after forgetting to board it

think I just missed my tram while waiting at my tram stop. guess I just forgot to get on. idk. guess I’m walking

@XtrapolisLegs if there was one pint left on earth i would probably pay that

the price of a pint is getting bloody steep hey

Hard for me to be mad at someone with an Australian accent. Easy for me to be mad at someone with a British accent.

just made a soup so good my mum burst into my room and demanded i write down what i did so i can make it again

@odd_remarks me entering an asthma attack and dying because i insisted on making a joke instead of taking my medication

@odd_remarks inhaler? i hardly knew her?

i geuinely need an inhaler for the first time since high school