amanda

@walkingmeadows thank you friend <3

@twocutlines you’ve got this 🫂💕

got a new job and it’s gonna allow me to take care of myself and my family without breaking my back or having to lose anything my parents have worked for so naturally i’m having a breakdown on the toilet before my first official day

He knew you were fat. Get naked!

btw please write that established relationship fic with no plot other than domestic fluff. i promise i will care. ppl saying those fics have “no sauce” irritate me so much because the beauty of established relationships is the amount of COMFORT they bring.

fuck it new discourse come is the action and cum is the substance right

men deserve nothing good the minute u think they’re okay BAM they do some stupid shit

Women don’t want boyfriends. They want Padmes sunset dress.

Shower sex is the coolest thing ever if you’re into piss stuff.

rip bobby nash you would've loved fixing bucks tie on his wedding day and telling him you're proud of him

yall hate fat women more than pedophiles

#Steddie with bottom Eddie!

"Lying Odysseus replied, 'I will tell you the truth completely.'" Is HILARIOUS. It makes me smile and brings me joy

only so many ways u can suck a dick my friend

“Mountain Dew” is actually a staggeringly beautiful phrase that the soda has totally normified and almost bastardized but if you really focus on it alone, wow. that’s powerful.

getting the guy i wanna fuck to buy me new shoes and pay for a pedicure can i get an amen

Dont flirt with me . my box is trash, im scared of my body, my head game is ok, i get body cramps in any exciting position, i dont like taking my shirt off, im a pillow princess, my rack sags, i bite, my nudes are mid, im easy, my ass is flat, and i make zero moves

how it feels to write mediocre fanfic every once in a while

some of y’all have never heard frogs and crickets outside at night and felt your nervous system unclench itself and it shows

holy shit