TwoHandTouch
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TwoHandTouch
@twohandtouch
open for cronyism and corruption
Portland, ME Katılım Ocak 2008
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Ahem, Secretary of War @PeteHegseth, who approved this woke bullshit?
You can barely see the one white dude and he’s fat.
I can’t tell what the men listening to that chick are because they’re wearing masks
Really, this is today’s military?
#SecretaryOfWoke



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For sure he wishes it was different but hearing @tkelce’s unguarded football chat during Bold Topics (brought to you by Intuit) was new (News) and SO FUN (exclamation point)
Good for you Trav, enjoy the games and sorry I can’t make it but I’m not changing out of PJs for anyone
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@doronofircast The upside is, we know better now.
What was hidden (apparently all around us from every dark corner) is now visible.
Fuck em. And fuck their friends. And fuck their friends’ friends. איפה משפחה המן? יאללה, עם ישראל חי.
@ahoova @jstefansky p.s. you can put money on Pats in the Super Bowl (possibly a win) because my employment contract no longer includes a “goes to the Super Bowl” clause
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@ahoova @jstefansky I love this.
Especially since it’s been a coupla years without those warm and fuzzies…
but we’re back, baby!
Boy are we back!
Hugs and kisses Ahuvah, and don’t listen to Jon, he wants everyone to be as miserable as Jets fans.
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every time I see the Pats win I think fondly of @twohandtouch . miss our football days.
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@kaitsversionx I’ll pay shipping for the winner. Keep the vibes going. #Fate
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so i know i said i was going to sell my extra signed TLOAS photo #1, but i changed my mind. i’m actually going to give it away instead (winner pays shipping).
RULES
-like + comment your favorite showgirl song on this post
-i really really want this to go to someone that didn’t get one at all so please don’t enter if you already have one!
-winner must pay shipping (plus any other fees if you are international)
winner will be chosen on 10/13 ❤️🔥

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@leaksTS13 @yaa_she Hi. It’s me. Who wants to be the problem….
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@ShouldHaveCat Hey @twohandtouch, check this out, maybe you can relate
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@robcesternino Which of your new competition is more concerning, ChatGPT OR Probst?
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@jstefansky @BretLaBelle @BookCameo Not sure how this resurfaced, but I’m glad it did. Ahh… we were so young.
Happy birthday to all and especially Jon, who’s just shy of older than dirt.
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@twohandtouch @BretLaBelle This @BookCameo was specifically made to exclude any reference to Tom Brady #GOJETS!
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Thanks @jstefansky and @BretLaBelle for the surprise birthday gift. Even though my heart breaks from the seismic change in our world, I still would like to extend the happy birthday sentiment to the second greatest person celebrating today... #TB12
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@siggyflicker That’s wild.
Hmm… like, “will be wild.”
Reminds me. Where’s Tyler? Does HE have an IL passport?
שבת שלום… כל טוב מתוקה!

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