TwoHandTouch

@Salted2 @PeteHegseth Shady’s back.

@twohandtouch @PeteHegseth Wouldja look who's back

Ahem, Secretary of War @PeteHegseth, who approved this woke bullshit? You can barely see the one white dude and he’s fat. I can’t tell what the men listening to that chick are because they’re wearing masks Really, this is today’s military? #SecretaryOfWoke

For sure he wishes it was different but hearing @tkelce’s unguarded football chat during Bold Topics (brought to you by Intuit) was new (News) and SO FUN (exclamation point) Good for you Trav, enjoy the games and sorry I can’t make it but I’m not changing out of PJs for anyone

@doronofircast The upside is, we know better now. What was hidden (apparently all around us from every dark corner) is now visible. Fuck em. And fuck their friends. And fuck their friends’ friends. איפה משפחה המן? יאללה, עם ישראל חי.

@ahoova @jstefansky p.s. you can put money on Pats in the Super Bowl (possibly a win) because my employment contract no longer includes a “goes to the Super Bowl” clause

@ahoova @jstefansky I love this. Especially since it’s been a coupla years without those warm and fuzzies… but we’re back, baby! Boy are we back! Hugs and kisses Ahuvah, and don’t listen to Jon, he wants everyone to be as miserable as Jets fans.

every time I see the Pats win I think fondly of @twohandtouch . miss our football days.

@kaitsversionx I’ll pay shipping for the winner. Keep the vibes going. #Fate

btw following me is not a requirement but if you want to absolutely feel free!

so i know i said i was going to sell my extra signed TLOAS photo #1, but i changed my mind. i’m actually going to give it away instead (winner pays shipping). RULES -like + comment your favorite showgirl song on this post -i really really want this to go to someone that didn’t get one at all so please don’t enter if you already have one! -winner must pay shipping (plus any other fees if you are international) winner will be chosen on 10/13 ❤️‍🔥

@leaksTS13 @yaa_she Hi. It’s me. Who wants to be the problem….

@yaa_she dm me

Would anyone be interested in a Discord/Telegram? Specific for leaks, chat, and drama!

@Hayaronof @ShouldHaveCat Total creepers.

@ShouldHaveCat Hey @twohandtouch, check this out, maybe you can relate

Caught a peeping Tom!

^^hearing from an old friend @ahoova ❤️

Tell me one thing that feels as good as deleting work emails as soon as they arrive and without review. Go ahead, I'll wait.

What’s that, government based solely on merit is already enacted? Yalla, let’s put those nominations to a vote!

Hmm…. אוזני טראמפ It’s not NOT a Queen Esther vibe.

@cupcakesarenice @DammitEubanks One of the absolute highlights of our trip, right @jstefansky?

@BabsVan It has a nice ring to it.

Here just to make sure I don’t disappear.

@robcesternino Which of your new competition is more concerning, ChatGPT OR Probst?

I f'ed around and found out

@jstefansky @BretLaBelle @BookCameo Not sure how this resurfaced, but I’m glad it did. Ahh… we were so young. Happy birthday to all and especially Jon, who’s just shy of older than dirt.

@twohandtouch @BretLaBelle This @BookCameo was specifically made to exclude any reference to Tom Brady #GOJETS!

Thanks @jstefansky and @BretLaBelle for the surprise birthday gift. Even though my heart breaks from the seismic change in our world, I still would like to extend the happy birthday sentiment to the second greatest person celebrating today... #TB12

@siggyflicker That’s wild. Hmm… like, “will be wild.” Reminds me. Where’s Tyler? Does HE have an IL passport? שבת שלום… כל טוב מתוקה!

@BriceIzyah It’s the poofs that get me.

This ‼️💜