trey hendrickson

yeah newton invented calculus and formed the basis of quantum mechanics but did he ever try texting six girls at once and keeping all their stories straight?

@DrJesseMorse retard alert

If you can make it 5 more years, then I believe we will have the ability to live to 120-150 years old.

dropped this girls exact coordinates on her. do we think this plays?

@smallthew9 getting ur barn munched by trey is an honor not bestowed upon coworkers #yet

@twonutsonesack She’s just tryna find out

getting scolded by my female coworker because i said i can tell whether a woman is right or left handed by eating her box

@HappyPunch dana is genuinely autistic

Dana White during the incident

just had the most pristine shit of my lifetime. one log, constant diameter. perfectly cylindrical

@sweatystartup you are insufferable

What do you think the average IQ is of people who travel to the NFL draft?

@rentedlambo @Chiefs @Browns i think the chiefs deadass used calculatorsoup for this

@Chiefs @Browns Fleeced

Pleasure doing business, @Browns 🤝

@smallthew9 if we’re lucky

@twonutsonesack 40

take zion

@big12istrash @rentedlambo @Chiefs @KSpplcntdrive pretty worried all three of those edges and downs will be gone, then who fuckin knows. probably a tackle. in a perfect world, bane then conception then ponds

@rentedlambo @Chiefs @twonutsonesack @KSpplcntdrive As long as it’s not a WR at 9, I think I’ll be alright with it. I’d nut to have Downs at 9 though

It's baaaaaaaack! #ChiefsKingdom #ChiefsKingdom #ChiefsKingdom #ChiefsKingdom #ChiefsKingdom #ChiefsKingdom #ChiefsKingdom #ChiefsKingdom #ChiefsKingdom

life after finally ending things with your anxiety-inducing situationship

just walked in on somebody’s grandpa with his entire bare ass out pissing in the urinal

breaking out “retard” and “faggot” on the first date is one of my ten commandments

this guy keeps throwing these on the ground so i keep picking them up and putting them back on his car when he returns

matched with a 23yo and a 34yo on consecutive swipes #motion

some men drown while others die of thirst

girl i haven’t spoken to in seven years got engaged today

considering uprootmyentirelifemaxxing