Ecclesiastical Pursuit Chariot

I want to know what kind of person orders movie theater concessions through doordash, just so I can avoid them.

One day people back home will stop asking me about every earthquake and fire in California without knowing how far they are from me. One day.

Intense old man energy from me when I realized paperback books at B&N cost 20 dollars now instead of 8.

Really unfortunate the lesson some people seem to be learning from recent events is "Being a dickhead is good political strategy"

TV and movies had lead me to believe that if you were loud in a city people would scream at you to shut the fuck up. But there's been a dude yelling 'I pray to the lord ooooooeeeeaaa' for about 15 minutes and everyone seems to just be ignoring him.

What's that? You voiced an opinion? Well, get ready for me to compare that against everything you've ever publicly said so I can call you a hypocrite buddy.

What kind of a dumb ass loses their phone when they steal a car, and then tries to come back and confront the people they stole from to give them their phone?

Well, having jets fly over my apartment definitely did not make me like baseball more.

Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit.

Where's the "I have no money and I'm already voting for you, please stop" response

Really feel like if they added "and avoid social situations" to Ora et Labora it could solve the issue of monasteries recruiting young people

A friendly reminder: you aren't limited to reading the most recent message a person sends. You can, in fact, scroll up.

If all the ice melts, where will the penguins dance?

Just another 30 something letting you know a mediocre movie I saw as a child is one of the greatest movies of all time

@bigolhumbo You're gonna have to not invite anyone in your family

honestly if I ever get married 1. might go full stoner and have an open smoke bar 2. open bar or not if ur too drunk u get put in the drunk tent by the bouncers I Will Hire 3. yes, this is explicitly bc i do not like being around ppl who are wasted

I'm gonna start a petition to officially name the 1.5 speed 'watching a video essayist'

No you are not "tripping", that is an emu.

"Sure the prose is bad, and the characters are flat, and the dialogue is terrible, and the plot is stupid, but it's an excellent book"

Why are the "advertising doesn't work on me" people out in force this week?

Eating pimento cheese at a James Taylor concert is a civilized way to spend an evening