Nick O

alexa, show me tweed sport coats for babies

you're either cookin soup or eatin poop

peeing my pants in a spirit halloween

we're eating thai food and getting tatted up by a they/them

I'll eat radishes until I get a tummy ache

thinking I should start dressing like a highschool bully from the 90s

@jamieloftusHELP @NHendizadeh The people yearn for themed restaurant chains

@NHendizadeh someone needs to revive bugaboo creek and it's URGENT

Hi. Tell me your most controversial take on chain restaurants to potentially be featured on AHDIAS ❤️❤️

Is that... @visacashapprb #SingaporeGP #f1 @alwayssunny

Oh so all of a sudden I can't poop my pants in my therapy appointment? I thought this was America.

Now included with Prime @JeffBezos

@jamieloftusHELP Idk how twitter works but if you can DM me a PO box or something I'll mail one out!

@twoscooptito yes 💖

Despite any of her ᵃˡˡᵉᵍᵉᵈ wrongdoings in Grand Rapids, Michigan, I am asking @jamieloftusHELP if she like one of these prints

The only unrealistic thing about Reacher is that he's consistently able to find clothes that fit him well

I'm worried that there are too many bands

more professions should require capes it can't just be magicians and marching band maybe I want to look majestic too

moisturizenhower, the president with the softest skin

im not ashamed to admit that i enjoy the music of @BenFolds

Honestly so brave that they kill off Magic Mike in the new movie. A perfect trilogy

Is being British in the DSM-5

Heated discussion with my partner on whether we raise our kids to celebrate Toyotathon or HondaDays