Sam

@nickhbet Reserved blew my cover

@twunkological So true bestie. I could never see you posting nudes. You’re just too dignified and reserved.

No shade but you guys are so crazy for posting cock and balls on the internet I could never do it I’m too nervous

I do bite actually

I can spot a narcissist from a mile away cuz I’m so highly skilled at everything

@_ianpilled You’re 20 years too young to call me bud

@twunkological I think that’s most of them bud

They should invent a phone where raindrops landing on the screen don’t post ur nudes on ur story

Me and who?

The way I just found a dm from this twink from 2024, if you’re pretty please spam me

The highway is calling my name

@shhoyoh No the str8s trapped me in their land

@twunkological is this true did this happen

Me when I pull up to the gay bar tn:

They’re gonna hate me for saying this but Ariana and Travis kelce are not a cute couple

Whose* see I’m dumb so the head will be fye

Who’s dick I gotta suck to get to a beach house?

My mind is a gender blender

My type in women has smaller boobs than my type in men

@themetallicmoon Let’s look at the order of events here pal

@twunkological follow back, you’re not Beyoncé

Need a tampon too buddy?

Big masc gym bro and he’s lifting his heel around the side so u can see which sneaker he picked out

Straight men way too comfy doing OOTDs and shit… thats too gay for me and I’ve sucked dick

@cryingirukandji I might know a guy

Who good at eating pussy?