Ty Plassman

Okay, I’m just gonna say it, I’ve never seen a #1 pencil

What if I wanted my intrusive thoughts to win?

So…where are the Kens that are into men? 👀 #Barbie

Since I'm 22 can I say I'm having quarter-life crises now?

@emily_spanish00 Digital footprint 💀

@emily_spanish00 We’re not in 2005 anymore

I promised way too many people that I’d marry them if we were single by 30

@ameliandmore @McJesse I agree but also to be fair they probably were already stocked up 😂

@McJesse What's so funny are people who are buying it to destroy it are literally just giving the company they don't like now money

Just to be clear, Bud Light never even sold the can that caused all this??? They created exactly one??? As a gift???

If you play Mario Kart and choose your setup based on speed and not looks I can’t trust you

@fizzeree So I tell Emily and she tells you. Whatever 😐

just learned new girl is leaving netflix therefore i will be leaving this earth

I heard this girl @fizzeree likes regular m&m’s over mini m&m’s and she should be canceled for that

You can be straight or whatever, but like, don’t do it around me

I’ve done it before and I’ll do again, come through @olivegarden

@fizzeree Prime opportunity to post this with a gif but you didn’t

been really into gifs lately

@fizzeree Here’s the number for mental health services - (855) 207 4628

are the dunkin workers going to be infatuated or disgusted with me if i roll up with my rewards code tatted on me

@fizzeree Only the queen can humble herself 😌

@ty_plassman you have got to stop saying things like this i need humbled

@fizzeree They act like this is the worst thing to ever happen

i know im dramatic but ill never be as dramatic as meteorologists in ohio

Look if you don’t want to people to tell that you’re gay then just say your male celebrity crush is Ryan Reynolds 💀

@fizzeree hot girls also drink dr pepper

hot girls literally do not buy shein