Capt.Asgard

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

due for life changing funds.

FUCK THE TALKING STAGE IM TRYNA SHOW YOU HOW GOOD I AM AT ETP!!!!

Def Jam FFNY is one of the best games of all time. MK : Deadly Alliance is my fav MK cause it’s 8 dimensional and each fighter has 3 fighting styles. 2 hand to hand 1 weapon

Ain’t no waiting on a mf There’s daily/weekly deals Ain’t no waiting on a mf

im a touchy ass boyfriend... i gotta sleep with my hands in yo titties

The scent of a girl you’re madly in love with

this what black people look like to the Japanese

you can’t have big breasts and expect my intentions be pure. yes, i want to suck your breast.

U can go out with a regular chick spend $300 get no pussy go out with a prostitute spend $200 and have the time of your fucking life

Shit like this is so funny to me cause I be out healing invis’s and keeping up with the CnDs when I play healpool. Upgrade his kit and use his ults correctly and he’s one of the best healers

Tank is a 1v1 role. You ARE the most impactful single player in the game, if you are substantially better than the enemy tank you WILL win, but you always have to believe you’re the better tank no matter who’s across from you, you lose your ego, you lose your edge.

God please send me a freak that just wants to use me for sex, I’m tired of having meaningful conversations 🧎🏾‍♂️

eu quero a minha mulher sentada no meu colo de mini saia

Goodnight.

a bitch will get drunk and tell you all these feelings she got for you then you don't hear from her till she drunk again

A woman leaving you because of struggles is understandable there’s no glory in suffering together. But trying to win that same woman back after you become financially stable is mental illness

Men were raised to see women as such magical creatures and angels that the moment they experience how cruel and wicked women are it gives them PTSD for a long duration in their lives

It’s my off day leave me out of it 😭😭

@_liljada Lmfao

LMFAOOOOOOO he said phew alright now that we got #that out the way, lets take care of business 😭😭😭😭😭😭