Todd Yezefski

@EmersonOronte Why do you need to specify meat?

.@realDonaldTrump Don't worry, Mr. President. I'm in Russia. If the "tapes" exist, I'll bring you back a copy!

I am the best gas pumper ever in the Costco gas line.

@AdamMyerson Holy Hill and Alpine Valley were death marches. Such good courses. Lakefront was just plain great racing.

People who can't board the plane quickly should be on the no-fly list.

@LaurenGifford @emeliz @cosmocatalano You have a parasite growing inside you. I'll forgive that.

We had a nice little lake to ourselves today.

Waiting in line at the post office almost makes me consider voting for Donald Trump

@kevin_wolfson you went on a run?

Jenna to Ryder--"Ryder, these treats are made out of duck meat. Do you like duck meat?" @AdamMyerson @DDHMoney @cjonez @brunopolus

Philly team meeting, last question, "do you like duck meat?" CC: @DDHMoney @tyezefski @alecdonahue @cjonez

I just reacquainted myself with Young MC and it was amazing.

@AdamMyerson @Neff_Isaac I'm still rocking the CoolR12 as my daily commuter. The thing's a beast

Congrats to the @seahawks for an unbelievable win today! What a game! #pnw #12thMan

While the $1.50 Costco hot dog and soda special is still one of the best deals in America, it's still sad they switched from Coke to Pepsi

Each time I had this guy reeled in, a bald eagle would swoop down and the fish would dive again. Eventually, I won.

Obligatory first tiger ride of the year pic. (@ Tiger Mountain East) 4sq.com/1yoRVGn

VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room via @TheOnion

People who cannot get on and off a plane quickly should not be allowed on said plane.