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Honestly the thought of hearing a maroon 5 song in public past 4pm is crazy to me

Just looking at that number being my age is fuckn me up right now

Bruh I can’t believe I’m 30 like what the fuck

what i downloaded to listen to on my flight if u even care

@cherrythrillllx Dang I hope portkey gets back together

It’s Friday, Baby

@pasta_niece I saw them last night too and couldn’t stop thinking ab this lmao

i ain’t listening to a band with such a terribly kerned logo 🫩

@cherrythrillllx Hiiiiiii

hi :)

If anyone needs me I’m gonna go bleed out in my driveway and let the snow bury me

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Three 24- 25 year olds all came into deep cuts and they all were like ughh I’m the oldest, and I’m like “haha no that’s me” and they all laughed so hard like bitch I’m 29 but they didn’t know that and now I feel like I look old

Imagine if a guy from Saugus was in Stranger Things he’d be like “fack dude we gotta find fackin Vecna dude”

@gatorsafterdark @TownsUsa Type

@TownsUsa @tyfrommass

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Hi guys Russ here 👋 . Had a wonderful dining date 🍷 with Michelle from Christian Mingle. We had lobster tail and mushroom risotto 🍄‍🟫 . Watching avengers endgame now on Blue ray (-; DM me on Christian Mingle please I like walking and Dunkin and dates with Women✝️

Hi guys Nathan here, just got off my shift at GameStop. now I have a date with a Saugus 6 👩🏻‍🦰then playing Halo 3 Custom lobbies with Jaxton later. Please DM if you’re a Sagis 7 and up I Meant Saugus 👾please

Hi Gay Andy here ❤️HR Meeting at Old Navy HQ 👔 today than a Lady Gaga 🦹🏼karaoke party at Gavin’s (my polyamorous bestie’s primary partner’s sisters house) she’s such a diva. Happy Halloween 🎃 👻DM please if you have any gay Ketam*ne

name is Russ. 49 years old, divorced. Worked in Lumber 🪵 since boyhood 👦 . Looking for my queen Cedar not, just any Birch. like having one beer, home improvement shows 🏠 and not being gay. I’m straight only. Please click the envelope button on my profile to connect please

@shupyss Same

@tyfrommass This looks like. A guy I know for real

Hi I’m Nathan, 31–GameStop shift manager looking for new DnD campaigns🧙 and snuggles with a Saugus baddie 👾love Mountain Dew, bologna 🥪 and Avenged Sevenfold. Please DM me girls only

Hi name is Andy. 36, Gay, project manager at Old Navy. Looking for Mr Right 💕. Love my dog Chester, Love is Blind, Disney and weekends at home ❤️please dm

Kinda crazy that I’ve been in mallcops for a third of my life