Jordan Tyldesley

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What’s wrong babe you’ve hardly touched your sausage and egg fanny

The government heard “The sun goes down, my Zoot comes up” and realised they had no choice but to free Nines

Finally I’m a gorgeous gorgeous girl

The worlds about to have a scrap and tiktok is promoting it like it’s a pay per view fight 🤣

@vuecinemas teased me for an hour tryna book these

We’re gunna start clapping for lorry drivers on a Thursday night at this rate

People better be leaving their annoying snotty kids at home when the new Spider-Man film is in the cinema

Beer fear in full swing today 🤒

Just when you thought Twitter couldn’t make UK house parties look any worse 😞

It would have been for the best if the world ended in 2012 like we expected

A moment of silence for all gyms that have been pied today

That Seaspiracy is mental, won’t be eatin seafood anymore after that

Right who gave him a tangfastic then?

I can’t wait for this interview

Yeah but how does anyone actually give a shit about the royal family they all look like raisins I’d rather have Meghan Markle too tbh

Oh no clever guy hahahah