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@Zypher60fps spend more time with your dad

Tip for your next job interview: cut up the inside of your mouth real bad with a razor blade so when you talk a lot of blood pours out of your mouth

EVANDER KANE IN GAME 1000‼️

Joel Embiid is the most UNWATCHABLE player of All-Time. This is DISGUSTING basketball 🤢

@FlamesNation mad because you can’t compete with #RealTankers

The Vancouver Canucks have quit. It's an unethical tank on the west coast. Presented By | Capital Chev

gtfoh allvin

Gary Woodland after winning Houston Open: “Anybody that’s struggling with something, I hope they see me and don’t give up. Just keep fighting.”

Major champion Gary Woodland had brain surgery in 2023 to remove a tumor. That tumor was pressing on the part of his brain that controls fear and anxiety. A year ago, Woodland was diagnosed with PTSD that resulted from his surgery. Earlier this month, he went public with his PTSD diagnosis to help himself and others. Woodland is back in the winner's circle ❤️

#FreeBeggs until it’s backwards

@CanucksArmy why?

Welcome to Hughes week: A week of Quinn Hughes-related content canucksarmy.com/news/vancouver…

heat legend 🥹

@Doublej814 @imacSportsnet “curiously backed by a boisterous cheering section in a segment of the canuck fan base and some in the media” wording it like that makes it seem like it’s strange to root for your goalie of course he’s gonna struggle it’s his first nhl season and he didn’t play for 2 weeks

@tyler_604 @imacSportsnet I see you’re comprehension isn’t very good

If you’re still trudging along on this Canucks funeral march, you’ve got to take a little joy when you can — like Nils Hoglander scoring a goal he badly needed after crushing the referee. Team was actually OK in Calgary, but not in goal. Onwards! sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/ca…

@Glitchymagic ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies

@tyler_604 Mancini Nation holding it down, nice. 😴

good night for mancini nation anyway

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

@patersonjeff stat that stands out?

in Game 72, someone other than Kiefer Sherwood leads #Canucks in goal scoring. Boeser with 18th on the PP makes it 5-2 in Calgary

@patersonjeff thought mancini especially looked great, good to see the numbers back that up

exceptional first period for #Canucks third D pair

liam ohgren supremacy

@RileyJohnSavage scrolled a little too far don’t mind me

@tyler_604 you’re deep in the catalog rn

thank you @garyvee for beating the dog shit out of both my parents and stealing the catalytic converter off my car. it taught me MOTIVATION 💪🏼