Tyler Jeffreys

@KingFavre It was excellent!

@lineberrylogan Bruuuh I was serving and got no attention

I regret to inform my loyal followers that we’re moving into hour 3 of the Beyoncé concert and I’m yet to get a single “I see you white boy.” I’m still bringing it, don’t worry

@CalderPreyer Even the hair

I just had a sausage from a BBQ pop up that had Cool Ranch Doritos in it and I’m going to see Beyoncé tonight. Life is about balance.

I like going to the metal theme breweries because it makes my nervous adhd leg jumping look like I’m just really on the beat

@KingFavre I’m not going to stop cheering for DJ Moore ever I love him

@KingFavre Does it have to make sense if it makes dollars??

@SheaSerrano Do you have a spreadsheet or just rely on memory to not rebuy stuff?

massive luck today on the hunt 🥹🥹

She made half of the elusive 7-10 split!

@KingFavre I do enough sinnin’ as is my guy

@KingFavre If it ain’t Panthers I don’t care to watch it

@KingFavre TRASH TAKE

@ryhanbeard I enjoyed them but it’s more like an oyster cracker with old bay than a goldfish with old bay. I wrote that sentence and Jesus Christ I should eat some vegetables.

I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND THEM

@ThatEricAlper Diarrhea Planet

This is the best DG one line and it’s not even close. I think about this every time I meet a Jennifer.

@KingFavre As a NCian, I LOVE Carolina style, both regions. I think pig is the best and it’s the only real bbq. Texas is good for cows and Kansas City is good if you just want heaps of sugar in your sauce. Come with me to the old north state and I’ll show you some things bud.

@rod4short He parents never weaned her off a bottle, they just screwed a Mountain Dew on it.

@austinlouisray My fiancée yesterday said “How many La Croix are you gonna have!?” when I grabbed probably my 3rd but has never said “Only 11 Pacificos today??” when I’m getting after if

countless times in my life i’ve recycled a finished beer can and cracked open a fresh one, but i just did that with a sparkling water and felt guilty? like i was being a naughty boy? a filthy little pervert? who needs a spanking?

@KingFavre From what I saw they’re not changing anything, just kinda doing the chewing before eating by chopping it all up.

The Duke’s Mayonnaise commercial during WWE Summer Slam seems like it was made specifically with me in mind