sara :: panic! (the 'impossible' happened) 🇺🇦

@SeanMombo @nevereatcars Every RLCS game now has wall dashing and no commentator will ever even mention it

@nevereatcars @typed_hole mmm i feel like we just discovered infinite wall dashing

this is my favorite fitness & rocket league influencer sean, we actually played rocket league in '21 or '22. we've been steam friends for years, idk if you're still aware of all this

@SeanMombo @nevereatcars Pop resets are crazy, they're letting people hit clips in comp that people were 100% sure were only ever gonna be free play only, even just a few years ago People will go from the backboard with 3 resets into a double tap with half a tank of boost I don't know how they do it

@typed_hole @nevereatcars holy shit i thought they discovered all the mechanics they could ever discover back in like 2021

@SeanMombo @nevereatcars (Then you hit it one time and feel like a literal gaming god or goddess or whatever)

@SeanMombo @nevereatcars It is so fucking good, and they keep inventing new mechanics you can spend 1000000 hours grinding in free play to learn :^)

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Of course a big part of it is that of course swears don't feel "bad" to say when you didn't learn and internalize the taboo since childhood But I've also seen cases where people give examples that are genuinely just tame swears, expressions of frustration more than vitriol

New genre of language post I've seen a few times now: "I learned X as a second language, and I must say they have the weakest swear words. They don't hit emotionally at all, unlike in my native language, in which all swears really pierce the soul"

@havaciburak @bvrakvs Either Norwegian is very different from Swedish in this regard, or you are sorely overestimating how bad of a swear that is

@bvrakvs In Northern Europe, Norway to be exact they use Satan in Hell as the go to horrible curse and act as if it’s so bad to say. I mean ok, cool story bro but so what? I rather fuck your past and future and your whole family line in such a similar situation🤷‍♂️

Japanese swear words are so childish "pig", "shit", "idiot", "die"... compared to the ruthless Mediterranean style that attacks at sexuality, honor, and the very existence of your entire family, nation, and God. Rarely does one hit you like a piece of genius literature.

After having been introduced to the concept in the last week or two, and digesting it for a bit, I have to come out and say that oneboxing is really the only thing that makes any sense whatsoever

20 something hours into nioh 3, it really feels like it's just elden ring but with a more compressed map and actually fun combat! I now understand what everyone else felt when playing ER!

@SeanMombo r u posting rate bait on x the everything app?

fell for the oldest trick in the book award

That atomic breath moment in Shin Godzilla (2016) when the beam erupts and Tokyo lights up purple is one of the most jaw-dropping Godzilla scenes ever put on screen.

@raconteur_press To be fair, there's more like 254788632564909797124 characters named Duncan Idaho

Oh, good. It's not just me.

Nioh 3 is absolutely amazing wtf

There truly is an endless stream of posts of the style "English is truly the most versatile and messy and complex language—you can even do things like PUNS, and we have SYNONYMS, and we have LOAN WORDS from OTHER LANGUAGES. Sometimes you can even CHANGE THE ORDER of words"

I am continuously infuriated by homebrew's decision to use cute quirky metaphors for everything No I don't want to tap your cask brew into my cellar, I want to INSTALL a goddamn fuck package

@kubukoz Idk what you mean, this is literally a selfie I took yesterday!

@typed_hole It hurts seeing this meme with a completely opposite meaning than usual

I did this so many times yesterday

This is literally chapter 1 of Ivanhoe!