Bobby Assholerod

Chat Is his hog getting cranked?

90 minute bottomless mimosas. I’ll check back in.

@BussinWTB @OldTakesExposed

We might run rule Venezuela

0 in the pink, 5 in the stink (and a toe)

Get minter up and moving around

PAPS NOOOOOO!!!!! Not papi. My pookie Mathew’s💔 #austinmatthews

@VikesCentral @TheBrohioan @SKORNorth @rodgers_isaiah

Your top 3 Vikings related pages: ⬇️

@talia_baia That was a minute of my life I’ll never get back

Honestly can’t even hate on PMT anymore. The fact they got my own guys friends listening to their 2.5-hour yap fest on a random Monday afternoon during primetime work hours is kinda impressive

Nebraska undefeated regular season! (Iowa and Illinois losses don’t count because we also beat them, Purdue loss doesn’t count because the floor was wet, and Michigan loss doesn’t count with mast and frager out, and ucla loss doesn’t count because it was 2 time zones away) #gbr

@WOLF_TradingX My scrotum

What’s 1 trading tool you can’t live without?

@WOLF_TradingX My hands

Just got done day drinking and taking a break before you go back out tonight?Take a pit stop at your local sub shop and pound their largest size then rip a 1-2 hour nap. No alarm, just wake up when you do. Wake up rested and ready to go. Idk Cbtm #cbtm @CouldBeTheMove.

Whenever you try to call one of the fellas and they don’t pick up, leave them a nice little voice mail. A simple “hey, how are ya. Just checking in on your plans.” Gets the vibes up a bit and switches things up from your average text. Idk cbtm #cbtm @CouldBeTheMove.

@NorthstarJohnny @litcapital Need the robot to somehow have male pattern baldness and be skinny fat

@litcapital In another five years, is this the $GS analysts? 👇👇

How it feels after you say “you have Jack from Goldman on the line” on your first client call

@entrapranure Take your age and divide it by your age, that’s how old your rare fish are

Let that sink in…

@entrapranure $400,000 and then take a $100,000 loan out and give it to my landlord

$500,000 or $400,000?

@verysadvikings @OldTakesExposed

Grab your bookmarks fellas.

@spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0

Jack Hughes delivers the Golden Goal and is instantly cemented as an American Hero 🇺🇸🥇

FUCK YOU CANADA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

@BizNasty2point0 Oh Jackie boy, bring me my lotion

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