jpedro 🤥

a faculdade me colocou em contato com mentes evoluídas nunca antes vistas mas tbm com os cérebros mais lisos da nossa geração. eu entro na sala e tenho sentados lado a lado o sargento débi-loide ii e o imperador deus sol de duna.

Cuando limpias tu habitación tan bien que la única basura que queda eres tú:

When someone gets mocked for asking a dumb question, but deep down, you wanted to ask exactly the same one.

me trynna find a film exactly like the film i just watched but not the film i just watched

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

"Meu Deus o Ryan SP foi preso" "Meu Deus o Mc Poze foi preso" "Meu Deus o ADM da Choquei foi preso"

só largar a graduação pai as vezes não é pra gente mesmo

yo preguntándome a mí mismo si puedo faltar a clase hoy:

when you listen to that one song you always skip and realize why it’s in your playlist

como é conversar com alguém da sua idade que ainda não teve um choque de realidade

A faculdade está atrapalhando meu desempenho na faculdade

What Sabrina Carpenter sounds like to girls:

Roubaram pra nós mesmo, dá nem pra reclamar

@ocamargoluiz E vagabundo tá lá: Será que o var vai chamar?

os outros 8% jogam no meu time

I remember this moment like it happened today! Purpose.. that’s what I’m living in. When you speak the truth about things that shouldn’t been talked about, the attacks coming. But I moved to Brazil and to Corinthians because that’s what my Purpose in life decided. I can live with the accusations of the media, or others that using this moment to X me out because there is a World Cup coming… but yall are totally wrong! My priority is Corinthians period since the beginning and that goes beyond the World Cup. So much wrong information goes out and I have to be quiet about it and watch while everyone having their say so about what you think or what you feel that’s not healthy. I pushed to play tomorrow but unfortunately it’s not possible because some errors… This is painful and frustrated.. But again the players can’t talk about it but are the one that get the blame. Wrong! You can’t just curse players out because we getting injured.. We have to look into it deeper and ask questions. 19 months I’m here and I’m studying what Corinthians means and day by day I understand it better but it’s been just 19 months not a long at all. We need to bring Corinthians where they belong, together.. everyone! Competing for every title! Being the size of Corinthians we have to look with a wayyy bigger vision. We achieved beautiful things together but that’s not enough, not even close to what we could be capable of. Behind the scenes we working on several positive projects that I’m excited about for Brazil and for Corinthians! But many of yall focusing on the money while y’all don’t have any clue or detail about this matter.. it only brings negative energy. Whatever my purpose decides I keep my head high and my chest forward. That’s just my Ashanti spirit that will never leave me. Tomorrow another victory against 🐷 If you not with us you against us. Memphis 🖤🤍

"estudei tanto pra prova acho que vou arrasar" eu estudando pra prova:

me risking my job, career and future for an extra 10 minute's sleep

eu quero declarar guerra contra as empresas do vale do silício