LMFAO Schwarz

@bmccoolness we are like a month away from "read a bucket of 30 tweets for only $5"

Are you fucking kidding me??

@Phillies grifters. spent $100 (not including tickets) to sit in the rain with my kid for 2.5 hours. you should have either called it hours ago or played in the drizzle.

Tonight’s game between the Phillies and the Atlanta Braves has been postponed. It will be made up on Monday, September 11, as part of a split day/night doubleheader. Tickets for the June 21 game will be valid for the newly scheduled 1:05 p.m. game. More: phillies.com/postponement

@DietzandWatson @DrawThisTweet

POV: you ask gram to make some hot dogs for the family BBQ

8 year old watching the NBA All-Star game: "wait, Guy Fieri is real?

@SeanBenz Season 2: you can only make slides with one AI text generation tool and one AI image generation tool

Chopped but it's client presentations, and you can only make slides using the GIFs you have on your phone/saved to you computer

@bmccoolness i crossed out his name on the table card and wrote in Regina Hall

That was the best acceptance speech for someone who isn’t there, I’ve ever seen #ReginaHall #KevinCostner

Truth Social wanted to be the next Twitter but I guess Twitter is going to become the next Truth Social instead.

@KMbappe @AchrafHakimi @bmccoolness @doug_kth

Don’t be sad bro, everybody is proud of what you did, you made history. ❤️ @AchrafHakimi

@anniemal @jack we've entered the hundred banner ads on every page era of twitter

@ubanks @jack Hopefully, or he's already rebuilt it somewhere and can just launch anew.

What is @Jack thinking right now?

@anniemal @jack is it just me or is there suddenly a significant uptick in ads on the feed? it's like every 5th tweet for me.

@DietzandWatson @VictusSports

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 We teamed up with @VictusSports, the batsmiths who craft the lumber for some of your favorite Philly sluggers. 🌭🔥 Reply with a photo or video showing your Philly sports pride for a chance to win one of these custom beauties.

Sure but have you ever had a nice MLT? A mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that.

me and the boys at 8:03 tonight #RingTheBell

We’re going to the World Series, Philadelphia! Philly Elmo let’s git it. #RedOctober #gophillies #worldseriesjawn

@bmccoolness Robyn the new Dreams and Nightmares

All these men singing Robyn, pouring drinks all over themselves, in a locker room, is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen in pro sports.

Advising my 72 year old mother in law how to get pole grease out of clothing

PLAY THE DAMN SONG #ringthebell

@bmccoolness i was there (the phils game, not the madonna concert:)

October 19th, 1993 the Philadelphia Phillies played Game 3 in the World Series at The Vet, while Madonna performed The Girlie Show at The Spectrum next door. Imagine the traffic that night.

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