JayJay 🔞

ways I would not fw you (bg3 takes): - if u dont like laezel - some AA fans - literally ascending any of the chars - wyll or karlach hate - those tiktok tavs w 0 aging, thin noses, and east asian fetishized features - if u kill laezel bc shes too “mean” (pussy) - Astarion boymoms

@HimboT1ts UGGGGH i hate how talented and awesome ur brain is i WISH YOU WOULDnt be so coooooool and please dont POST MORE of shadowheart bc

The more people hate on my shadowheart design the more I’m gonna post of her idc

@ubebaebee and then she misses and i kiss her while she's confused

Shart

@Gatsbys_lament NUH UH

@ubebaebee You genuinely took screenshots of every frame of that video I can’t 😭😭

Finding “The Curse of the Vampyre” book in the overgrown ruins and sending each copy to Astarions inventory to let him know I know he’s a vampire

@Gatsbys_lament Its from that fuckahh dumb aistarion music video 😭😭 that flobabubumexikirkenuinely gives off the we are charlie kirk vibes

@ubebaebee WHAT IS THIS PIC

@That_Guy_Rivian in my heart she is pure

@ubebaebee she'd still miss

@butula13 i forgive my queen ☝️🌞

@ubebaebee Cut to a bunch of broken furniture, holes in the wall, and no more valuables.

@struwuberrysoda it wouldnt have been baldur gate it would’ve been violet gaye

@ubebaebee shes so iconic they knew they couldnt give her more screentime than 2 seconds or shell overshadow everyone

spawn ranking: 7. p*tras 6. yousen 5.leon 4. astarion 🥉aurelia 🥈violet 🏆 dal

@ubebaebee do u know how fucking gay u have to be to stan violet bg3 like 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

gay ppl be like *likes a niche vampire mentioned twice*

its me im gay ppl i love u violet the vampire from hit game bg3

@struwuberrysoda Shes so cute and skrunkly my beautiful princess with a disorder

@ubebaebee im always mentioning violet i love her 💜💜💜

@struwuberrysoda just become desensitized by sending out 100s of them asking ppl for legal documentation for their business

whats the scientific reason behind emails being so scary and humiliating

@Amanthia_ YIPPPEEE CONGRATS

I finally got accepted for the 2 year mandatory internship which completes my juridical training! I can finally continue my dream of becoming a better magistrate than Astarion

@HimboT1ts WE ALL CHEERED

Okay I found a tone I like and holy shit he looks good

@frankensal Not falling for druid propaganda

GETTING SO MUCH RANGER AND ROGUE LOOK I SWEAR IM A DRUID PROOF

@frankensal YIPPPEEEE!!!!

@ubebaebee you’re SO back in my graces……… i love this!!!

Gay ppl be like *steals ur husband*

@ilcapitanoism LISTEN I HAVE A VISION of astarion in a white button up in thin red glasses tehehehhe

@ubebaebee I WANNA HEAR MORE?? PLS???

wait astarion as an office siren… idgaf if its been years my neurons are activating

IBM 1979.