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@ubermummy

her soul swooned slowly

dark mutinous Shannon waves Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Ryan Johnson×͜×@McgregorJonryan·
@ubermummy crossing fingers it's not like their ice cream machines haha - good luck and enjoy!
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hjplm@ubermummy·
Dr. Pepper Icee. Does anyone make this?
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BRANCH@branchcodex·
The twin in me sees the twin in you
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hjplm@ubermummy·
@McgregorJonryan thanks! i’ve never seen one myself, but, boy i sure could devour one rn i will be searching now that i know its a thing : )
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Ryan Johnson×͜×
Ryan Johnson×͜×@McgregorJonryan·
@ubermummy wasn't meant to sound sarcastic or anything - I have seen them there tho- def at Quik Trip when traveling and others - usually have dif flavors too like cherry DP etc
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Jessica
Jessica@the_jess_who·
Men who say things like this only tell on themselves as feeling sexually inadequate. If most men saw a photo gallery of all the men a woman has (and has not) been sexually attracted to they wouldn’t believe it. Conventionally attractive ≠ sexual attraction. Cope harder.
Westside L.A. Guy@WestsideLAGuy

This is successful founder of Airtable Howie Liu & wife (she’s 3 years older). They have a great life together, new baby, and I’m sure he’s a loyal provider husband & dad. But she’s not genuinely sexually & romantically attracted to him. To deny this reality is cope.

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matt guitar boi
matt guitar boi@m_davies94·
get a business partner that suggests breakfast meetings 🥓 gm howdy yall!
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hjplm@ubermummy·
@justalexoki moving to North Korea would likely fix this feeling
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taoki
taoki@justalexoki·
bought something for myself and it made me so happy waiting for it and finally getting it but now that i just have it i don't feel so much anymore. what is going on how do you fix this
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hjplm@ubermummy·
never deleting this app.
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BohemianHacks
BohemianHacks@BohemianHacks·
great grandpa on my irish side happy st patricks day ✌🏻🥷🏻🍀
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hjplm
hjplm@ubermummy·
@BohemianHacks Uhhhh, yes; quite. Next time run it through grammar and spell check, Sweetie. Oh, and please stop yelling. It so lowers the tone. Thank you for your cooperation.
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luxmendax
luxmendax@luxmendax·
hello everyone it is wednesday I had a lot of coffee im zoomin around
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Alps
Alps@alpaysh·
incredible.
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hjplm@ubermummy·
i ponder this several times a day: “how DID this breed survive for hundreds of years?”
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hjplm@ubermummy·
24 hour yogurt made with half & half, then drained, mmmmmmmmm served straight up with honey gonna use the water to make fermented salsa
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hjplm@ubermummy·
g to the m y’all (my friend brought me some flowers)
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