not lance

hey until covid is over can yall use “😷” when u laugh at my tweets? i’m not taking any chances sorry

i love saying “sorry i’m out of it today” as if theres ever been a day that i’ve “been in it”

starting to think i may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

i literally hate my life

twin i’m on some shit jehova ain’t even witness yet

Iran this iran that Imagine if Uran up a bag 💯💯💯

My coworkers be giving they all at work Not me tho I be on da gram

@bbyxlb u so lucky twin wish i could be like u one day

honestly I am so thankful for the friends who get me laughing so hard that I need to catch my breath. just one hangout w them heals me of any stressors & leave me refreshed & ready to tackle the world 🥹

yall out here studying to be RN’s i was born one 🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️

Is Panda Express allowed to detain you until the police come or are they lying Just wondering

fuck my fucking chungus life

@bbyxlb francis if ur reading this i woulda done the same

I hate that he immediately pauses n looks at me from across the room waiting for my reaction after sending some shit like this

i said she right 28 times, she still talking

@erecyeager yes dude i tried opening the app 4x off muscle memory 😂😂

@ubevert Was this at the fucking restaurant LMAOOOO 😭

2 hours into the tiktok ban staring at the message

told him i wanted this specific purse n he proceeded to whip out his wallet and gave me his credit card

@NuocWater you’re better than me because lemme say i’m the biggest hater

jollibee is wild for this, we asked for cheese on the yumburgers and they gave us this. explain yourself 🤨 @JollibeeUSA

@rocketbxn @JollibeeUSA yall r so foul bruh i just wanted my yumburgers 😭😭