Uchennaya

Innocence of a child 🥰😂

Here's to raising boys with strong minds, soft hearts, good values, and big dreams. Happy International Day of the Boy Child! 🥂

@duolingo Please help!!!! Someone logged into my account and keeps deleting my french course!!!!

send this to your bilingual yap friend

This happy girl is grateful. What's happening on these streets? Who missed me?

@MrCharlesky Good morning sir, please how do I go about this?

For the "earn up to $30/hour just by TEACHING ENGLISH online to Asians job", if you applied last two weeks when I first shared the update, check your email now. Kudos.

@maxvayshia Number 2 😂

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions. Listen: 1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold. 2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid. 3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri. 4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset. 5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking. 6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy. 7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet. 8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion. 9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy. 10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections. Oh... and this one is very important: Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET! Pass it on if you care.

Hi X fam, it's been a minute.

@Bet9jaOfficial No casino games are playing, why??

Who saw this coming? Man Utd beat Arsenal in the game of the season to dent Arteta's title hopes! 😧

@myaccessbank Good evening @myaccessbank please my husband just updated his app, and he forgot his password to login, and you sent an OTP to his phone number but he is not getting it. Kindly advise ASAP!!!

In honour of International Men’s Month, we brought free health tests to the men of Ebute Metta, focusing on what is often overlooked: their health and wellbeing. Society often tells men to push through pain, skip check-ups, and put themselves last. Through HIV screenings, AIDS tests, and prostate cancer checks, we reminded men that taking care of yourself is not weakness. It is courage. Looking back, we take pride in having been part of a movement that prioritized health. #WeCare #AccessBank #SupportingMenAndBoys

@OurFavOnlineDoc Doc, adulthood na scam. Them no tell me say na like this e go dey Dey. 😩

Please why are you awake at this time? Bad dreams, rent due or many life struggles?

@Tspiceskitchen Boiled and roasted. Depends on the mood 😊

Its corn season! Boiled or Roasted?

Don’t use two NSAIDs at a time: -Don’t take ibuprofen and diclofenac. -Don’t take felvin and ibuprofen. -Don’t take naproxen and diclofenac, etc. Doing the above can predispose you to ulcer, and may harm your kidneys.

FUTO!! We’re about to take the energy higher! 🎤🔥 A mystery superstar is pulling up at the #MTNPulseCampusInvasion tomorrow. Can you guess who’s about to light up the stage? 🤔 Drop your guesses in the comments, you might be selected to receive airtime. #GoMadOnCampusWithMTNPulse #StayConnected

@Aces_mum Thanks maama 🥰

@uche_chieme Pretty mama 😊

Proof of life 🥰 #grateful

@_Freya03 @BellaNaijaWed 😂

@BellaNaijaWed Check if you have a fine neighbor Ensure he sends you reels Don’t do too much o, just be laughing in your room Then japa, ensure you japa o Then pray he travels down as well And the rest will be history…. Don’t mention o, we don’t do that here 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

You see, ehn, this life is funny. I lived next door to this fine guy for a couple of years, but make I no lie, I didn’t even send him like that. He was just one of those fine boys you see once in a while when you’re rushing out with a scarf on your head and no cream on your legs

Your Alert Is Coming. You shouldn’t skip this.

@imole__olorun Na frame three dey enter my eye. I want to reap where I did not sow. 😩

Oya pick a frame Anon is in the comment section.

One thing I will not argue with you People is If Raye was the reason Corpers started receiving 77k. So it was in the budget? Why then did they wait for her outcry before they started paying it? You people are terribly dishonest. Our focus now is for @officialnyscng to release her certificate!!!

@TWEETORACLE You talk am oh!!!

Ibifubara’s game on #BBNaija has been tragic thus far. It’s as if she has been a ghost all along on the show. She is hardly remembered online and hardly did anything of note in the house and it’s safe to say that she will be evicted next after DanBoskid #BBNaija

@Chukie_C 😝

@uche_chieme You'd have to have that for the both of us....so I'll pass😂

Just did, actually.