Robot Heart ( future Terminator )

Going to float between the two platforms for now. See how things go. I kind of want this one to implode and watch Elon lose billions. Feel free to follow if you go over too.

@unusual_whales They died for Israelis

@bruce_barrett Still an unfunny crybaby I see. Hes the fucking Prime Minister at a hockey game. Just STFU you hack

Mark Carney has box seats at the Ottawa Senators game today. Currently we have about 2.2 million visits to food banks per month. There’s the have-nots in Canada and then there’s the have-yachts.

@PickingPeaches1 Cool thx. I’d heard about them but youre the first person I know to have one. I’ll definitely look into it.

@ud9304 It’s great, I recommend. It’s basically a foo rest, but it simulates a squatting position while you’re on the toilet. Idk the science behind it, but essentially it lines up your rectum, etc., just makes going #2 quick. Everything has an easier time falling out, less straining.

They look so happy & refreshed 😂. Bidets are seriously one of the best inventions ever created, keep that 🍑 clean!

@PickingPeaches1 I still haven’t tried squatty potty. I take it you’d recommend one?

@ud9304 Absofuckinlutely. I can’t imagine all the poor unfortunate souls walking around with DINGLEBERRIES!!!! Even my squatty-potty, that with the bidet have elevated my bathroom experience.

Had a great visit. Food was a hit. And now I’m exhausted. There’s no greater energy than a 3 year old who thinks he’s Spider-Man fueled by chocolate bunny and ice cream.

@gymbulge Jeff is the coolest!

@TigerPandas94 Oh shit. Hope it didn’t mess up your prep too much. Still looking great though. 👍

After being sick the past 7 days I finally felt healthy enough to get back to the gym and continue my contest prep. 1 hour of cardio ✅🙂‍↕️. Main workout later tonight. #bodybuilding #gym #cardio

Grab a plate. Lasagna is ready.

@DrInterimhausin All things that are great on a burger!

Loch Ness sauce monster.

@BoyInHD 🤞🤞🤞🤞

I love when Walter Reed is trending ❤️

@ComRedSoda At my age I’m only marrying for money now! 😂🤑

@ud9304 If i weren’t already married, I’d propose to you! 🤣😛

Instead of garlic bread I made a loaf of cheese bread. Sisters request.

@ComRedSoda Thank you. What until you see the lasagnas. 😜

@ud9304 Looks amazing

@BaronVnOttomatc @fasc1nate Nice reference! 😂😂😂

@fasc1nate Eyeing that dick like Ms Ballbricker in Porky's

The First Chippendales Club, Los Angeles, 1979. More rare photos: bit.ly/3vlLOd6

@historyrock_ Jazz is just people practicing

Give an opinion on music that could get you into this situation

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