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It’s been over a month since I last bought a vape and tomorrow will be a week that I haven’t drank alcohol. This is just a reminder to myself for how good I feel

I don’t know why I thought I could steal someone’s skateboard last night to get to the bar faster. I think my foot is slightly broken.

I hope everyone had a great Christmas except for the impatient assholes that came into the bar last night. They made me learn to truly hate Christmas.

My plants are doing great. Just wave at them every once in a while…

I could eat before work OR I could have a third cold brew so I don’t get hungry at work

@MacketNasty I support

The couple sitting next to me right now are the most annoying and judgmental individuals and not in a fun way.

Please don’t ask people for their numbers after they tell you they are not single. It’s rude.

@randy_ill Should’ve stopped and said hi!

SD was good for today

Was excited to finally have the energy go to the gym this morning instead I’ve of been dumping water out of my flooding bath tub until maintenance has a chance to come stop it….

Quitting a job and having your coworkers text you saying “congratulations” is my favorite thing

The word “forwarded” really just doesn’t sit well with me.

Do people realize that it doesn’t matter if you’re first in line to board, the plane will take off at the same time.

Children with zero manners need to fucking relax

Sat at the bar to visit a friend with no intentions to order a drink. The bartender listed everything as to why I needed a drink, including crippling anxiety. I now have tequila in my hand.

@randy_ill You’re asking for to much

Is there 40z bottled water , trynna change my life around

I’m getting really good at locking myself out of my apartment

I just paid $13 for two shots and two beers. I’m not in San Diego anymore

Facts: I get more nervous to go to a new gym than I do on a first date.

Holy hangover