skeletor, but in a hot way

i got my dog a dog. i'm good dog mom.

@HeyCaribouu we’re so old

Hey today is me and @ugh98 4 year anniversary. Go us

@HeyCaribouu SHUT UP

@ugh98 Can't even spell correctly

hi twitter! been a while. if my bf doesn’t come give me a forehead kiss by 10:20PM EST i will still all of his left shoes and hide them in various places in the house tomorrow while he’s at work. will update at 10:21PM if this attempt at affection is successful

@JakobFleming it’s rough in these streets. especially if you only have one shoe. 😔✊💯👟

@ugh98 😔

welp. hope you weren’t super fond of your left shoes, babe.

@NoWhammiez i may have put social media down for a hot second, but i still got them twitter fingers 🤠

@ugh98 Not before I did. Just faster than I can type. 😉

@NoWhammiez i caught it before you did 🙄

@ugh98 Steal. For God sake child, I know you grew up on the west side but ffs. Also pulling for you. 🙏😂💕

aw darn it, i meant to say steal* :(

@HeyCaribouu good save 😘♥️

@ugh98 FINEST OF ALL TIME

hi twitter is still a cesspool but i wanted to share that i cut and dyed my hair all by myself and i’m feelin’ CUTE 💃

@HeyCaribouu foat, btw

@ugh98 THATS MY FUCKING FOAT

@ugh98 That’s my goat

not to act like an airport and announce my departure, but because of this i’m logging out of everything for a while. if you need me, you’ll probably have my number. if you don’t have my number, you probably don’t need me. goodbye, for now. 💖

i don’t think it’s good for our brains to see hundreds of children emaciated or killed by war, a cute puppy video, a man getting shot in the neck, a food video, a woman getting stabbed to death on a bus, and an influencer’s cheery “get ready with me” video back-to-back-to-back.

After yet another Colorado school shooting, an eighth grader named Winston tells @KDVR: “I only moved here a few months ago, and I didn’t think this would happen so soon.” So soon. This is the heartbreaking effect gun violence is having on our kids. They now just EXPECT it.

@HeyCaribouu ENOUGH

My favorite pastime is telling my gf she's stinky

Me and who

@hisnameism1key 💃 🕺

🛶🏹🧸Thanks so much to #EACreatorNetwork for the opportunity to give away the new expansion pack #AdventureAwaits! (EA app only) #EAPartner #Sims4 🛶🏹🧸 To enter: -Like/RT/Follow -follow my Twitch -comment an emoji! Giveaway will be on 10/3 on my twitch! 🛶🏹🧸

of course, the day before i go on PTO shit keeps hitting the fucking fan. i can’t wait to just not think about this place for a week 😭