lex

literally leave formby in missouri

I love you but don’t pmo today @Eagles please

and i think taylor swift should be meaner

how life feels listening to new taylor when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s bad

i don’t wanna hear a word from the people hating on taylor’s album when it starts to grow on them in the next couple weeks

see u soon sleep token 💋

Halftime report

i miss saban sm

you know what? fire everybody

Death. Taxes. Alabama getting a penalty that TV didn’t even recognize.

YES

this is how it feels when your work friends ask what concert you were at over the weekend

ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOAL SCORER OF ALL TIME

ALEX OVECHKIN IS NOW THE NHL'S ALL-TIME GOALS LEADER!!! 🤩🤩🤩 HE PASSES WAYNE GRETZKY WITH CAREER GOAL NO. 895! #Gr8ness

🚨 BREAKING: Alex Ovechkin has tied Wayne Gretzky for the NHL’s all-time goal scoring record with the 894th of his career. #ALLCAPS #Gr8Chase

i am suffering from UBIS. upcoming birthday insanity syndrome

just fought for my life and lost in the sabrina ticketmaster war :’)

THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES ARE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!

GO. BIRDS.