goose
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goose
@uhgoose
goose is a professional lollygagger and master at incoherent rambling. also artist sometimes 😄😋. oc and art account: @goopsient



seeing another "girlfailure" oc and it's just another copy paste character with huge boobs and feminine proportions with a big arrow pointing to it labelled "MENTALLY ILL"


having been on the internet for a while, resist against all right-wing forum-derived prefixes and suffixes of the past decade: Prefixes: schizo-, giga-, soy-, chud-, goy-, (etc.) Suffixes: -cel, -oid, -maxx, -pilled, -post, -tard, -mog, -cuck, -chad, -jak, -fag, -oomer, (etc.)

why do ppl date others if they don’t plan to be with that specific person forever /gen



when yall start dating ppl do u expect to be with them forever or what









When your friends convince you to go to a burlesque show that you didn’t even want to go to and then you find out that one of the performers is your college flatmate that drives you up a wall lol




