Alessa

✨my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic✨

suicide postponed

Maybe I’ll go peacefully in my sleep tonight…..

It’s been a fucking weeeeeeek. Having wine for dinner.

Woman With Curly Hair Bravely Not Playing With It: ow.ly/BRvj50PXUpg

I do yoga so the depression doesn’t win 🧘‍♀️

Will someone please run me over

October and January are the worst months of the year. I will not be elaborating

How do artists who sing sad songs perform them live without crying ?

Yes, hi, if my door is closed, it means I am busy and do not want to be disturbed. If it is open, feel free to walk in. Do you understand??

We have so much in common

The moment you become a Grand Slam champion. 🥹

I had a mimosa for breakfast 😬

We found Lil Sebastian, he’s been in Ireland the whole time!!!

I think it’s so funny that when we’re disappointed we say “aw, man” because men always be disappointing

Not my ex selling this table for $150 when i gave it to him for free!!!!!! Omfg

Should I watch Squid Game?

Double cheeked up on a sunday afternoon!!!!!

I want to be a full time professional silly goose

I need to leave

Sooooo i’m in zoom class and i’m drunk and my new class friend dmed me for my number and i accidentally chatted it to the whole class ✌️👍🙃🤠